My best friend’s mom used to sell erotic paraphanelia; flavored condoms, vibrators, obscene pasta, etc. I knew about this as kids however I was in his room once and there was 6 bottles of flavored body lotion in there. I asked him, “What the heck do you plan on using that for?!” and he gave me a scowl and punched me in the arm. I then started laughing because I thought from his reaction he had it for some ‘personal’ use. But apparently his mom had been rearranging a bunch of stuff in her house and had (temporarily) stored some of it in friend’s room :eek: and he wasn’t too happy about it.
Last month same friend in question. I’m riding in his Jeep Cherokee and ask him if I can have some gum. He says sure so I open the glove box and there’s a brassiere in there. I hold it up and ask, “So what have YOU been up to lately?!” And once again he scowls and punches me in the arm, explaining that it was his roomate’s and she left it in there when he gave her a ride to another friend’s house because it was broken. It is then I notice this jagged bit of plastic jutting out the side of it. Ouch.
a childhood friend, a boy down the street from me, had a mother who was crazy about breastfeeding. she drove a van around that said “breast fed is best fed” and actually had the “got cookies?” poster hanging up in the study. it was not unusual to be playing at his house and have some woman come in to get a breast pump.
years later, my best friend dated this boy. she said it was unimaginably uncomfortable when he brought her over there the first few times and his mother lectured her about breastfeeding.
A friend an I walked in on his parents having sex. They were in the living room and had forgotten we only had a half day of school that particular day.
When I was a lot younger (can’t remember age), I was at my girlfriend’s house. Went in to pick up a record of mine before going home and her father expsosed himself to me. I went back outside and made her go get my record but wouldn’t tell her why.
A friend of mine had a human skull in her house. Someone had found it in a canyon and given it to her; she said it was 4,000 years old. How she could be sure of its age, and why she chose to display it in her living room, I don’t know.
Guinastasia - if that happened to you at a friend’s house, then your story takes the cake!
The only thing I can think of is this friend of mine who loved birds. One room of her house had the door taken out and replaced with a screen door. The room was reserved for two parrots (full-size, not parakeets). She had canaries flying around her living room, and a duck swimming in her bathtub. She only took showers because the bathtub was reserved for the duck.
There was a big hullaballoo about a “mind quest” computer disk missing from my school in 5th grade- all the students took consecutive reading tests, racked up points, and the top ten names were displayed in the hall every week. The disk stolen was the one with all the scores on it.
I was helping a friend of mine clean her room a couple years later and found the floppy between a couple books on her bookshelf. Whoops! Luckily, she was in the bathroom when it fell into my lap. I just switched to the other bookcase and, sure enough, as soon as she came into the room to help me, she grabbed a nearby “book” to put away in the other room. Busted! I never did confront her about it, though.
Mr Pud Obscene pasta is pasta shaped as private parts. I remember one year my father gave breast noodles to my uncle (they pass gag gifts around all the time… crazy family)… my aunt related that she refused to cook them for him so he had to venture into the kitchen himself.
