Wife chops off husband's penis and grinds it up in garbage disposal

At 51, what are his chances of getting on the penis donor list?

Sounds like made for TV movie potential… So I Married an Organ Grinder

“Honey, are we still on for that marriage counseling session you booked?”

Females having their clitoris forcibly, violently and painfully removed is unfortunately much more common.

And lieu notches another win.

Excuse me, I have to go reset my pun circuit breaker. Way too many possibilities with this one.

If you think that the people who think this is funny are disproportionally people who spend a lot of time concerning themselves with violence against women, then you probably… prob…zzz

Sorry, this weird thing has been happening lately when I read you guys posting about the desperate plight of men in modern society. So embarrassing. But I was saying - of course it’s terrible and not funny when these crimes happen against men. But it’s probably not the case thazzzZZZ

Hey, the crime could have been committed by someone else.
Maybe the baby-armed man.

Bet the little slut had it coming. Did you see what he was wearing?

I really dont see what the frequency of this act to either men or women has to do with anything?

What about this. Did you all know that the man who got his knob chopped off was a blubbery fat fucker? (bet that brings a few apologists in to give the poor bloke some sympathy.)

And someone should have done it to this bitch in the story a long time ago.

No. That’s just why the reverse situation is not so funny. As a proud owner of a penis, I just find it more fun to try to laugh than to cry, that’s all. But if you feel the need to vent your righteous indignation, knock yourself out. But you might want to hotkey the rolleyes for more efficient broadcasting of your moral superiority to those who dare participate in some easy dark comedy. (no matter how lame the attempts:p)

Really? Huh. I wonder how she found it, then.

I’m finding it a bit of a grind comming up with 'em.

Cool band name, though.

I’ll bite.

While there is a certain amount of dark humor to be found in this story, it really is quite tragic. This man will, most likely, never experience true sexual pleasure again. Not to mention the horror of having experienced this at all. There is absolutely NO excuse for doing this to another human being; it’s ghastly. I hope she is punished to the full extent of the law. What a terrible story.

:eek:

Quote Jeffrey Dahmer. “You going to eat that?”

Wonder if she knew her actions carried a potential life sentence in jail?

“Aggravated Mayhem” sounded a bit weak to me too for what happened so I looked it up. Apparently it is a very serious crime.

Oh and…

Ouch!

And to think that vagina dentana was once a fear.