How is punting puppies any kinder?
You do, which highlights the advantage of you being in a coma.
Regards,
Shodan, who is hoping my wife could tell the difference between me being comatose and every other night
ROTFLMAO! That wins the whole damn board, right there! 
It’s an aerodynamic thing … house cats fly further …
I picture Humpy sitting in his trailer, listening to a scratchy record on a turntable, staring off in the distance, and suddenly beginning to laugh, having understood the humor in this post after eight long years.
I once told an anti-abortion protestor about a friend whose extremely violent estranged husband beat his wife almost unconscious and then raped her, resulting in a pregnancy and what would she do under those circumstances. Her reply was “A man cannot rape his wife.”
Damn the religious idiots that taught her that, because there’s a good chance it happened to her.
With age comes wisdom.
If you’re my wife, you must have really pissed off the Universe.
And no offense, but if you are “Just wondering” that i think there is something else you actually want to say but are looking to bait someone into opening the door for you to say it instead of doing it on your own.
You do of course realize, you have it totally ass backwards right?
You own her anus to do with as you want?
I have been at the Dope long enough now (9 years:eek:) that sometimes when a zombie thread is revived, I wonder who wrote that nonsense and then realise; it was I.:smack:
What sort of evil genius would hatch such a convoluted scheme??
A dollar says he’d get out from under with a short-sale.
Someone trying to get around the hospital corners of his bedside manner to short-sheet his Schiavo-rape shit?
Sorry, Tractor and Supply was out of troll food, but i will check back next Tuesday when their shipments come in.
You prefer crumble or pellet?