Wild horse milking event at rodeo

The other day on the way home from work, the radio DJ was reading a list of events to be held at an upcoming rodeo. He was reading off the stuff and instead of saying “wild cow milking” he said “wild horse milking”. He then stopped and was totally silent for a moment, corrected himself, and appeared to go on just fine. Someone must have come into the booth and laughed at him, though, because moments later he burst out laughing, repeated “wild horse milking”, and said “Wow, I’ll bet that would make the horse your best friend!” or something like that.

I was in tears laughing- I felt so bad for the guy, but the image of people lining up to milk wild horses was just stuck in my brain and cracking me up.

Heard any wacky stuff lately?