So, ummmm, Dave. What exactly were you looking for when you accidently discovered this listing?
I am skeeved, oogied and ookied. Good job there dave! 
Well Dave, thanks for sharing that with me. I’m not so sure about the safe for work part you mentioned . THIS ISN’T SAFE FOR ANYWHERE!
Wot in a great hairy Zues is that joker up to?
I wouldn’t allow my houseplants to visit that weirdo, let alone anything that draws breath!
Normally I might suggest a pet. BUT NO FREAKING WAY! He’d have train track running up the cat’s ass. NO NO NO ! Dave, you brought this plague upon us and I’m holding YOU personally responsible for mopping it up!
DIAL 911 before this sucker gets to roaming our streets!
Dave, you should be drawn and quartered for your part in this fiasco.
Weird Indeed!
Brain bleach, please!
It was probably on Fark.
If I remember correctly Dave’s your husband. It must be a full time job making sure he doesn’t get up to any mischief.
Me? It’s all I can do to keep her from installing sheep in our backyard!
I’m not threadshitting (I hope) . . .
I really wish people would post minimal context for things instead of just links. Personal ads requesting people to JO is not really S for my W. But it’s hard for me to judge if something is SFW or not if I don’t have the first idea what the link is. I’m not asking for a lot; if I’d known it was a personal ad instead of, say, a CNN link or an article, I would have known to check it from home.
“But don’t break them, they’re my son’s.”
“Daddy, why is there dried tapioca and imitation crab meat all over my train set?”
I guess I’m going to be the voice of dissent here and say that if I were in philly, I’d take him up on it. When else are you ever going to get to go jerk off on model trains?
“What’d you do last night?”
“Ate spaghetti, watched TV. You?”
“Went and came on some guy’s model trains”
Although I don’t know if I misunderstood the “they’re my sons” part, there’s no apostrophe which made me think that he is so attached to these trains, they’re like his sons, until the tapioca pudding and crabmeat joke.
In which case it wouldn’t be OK to spooge on a kid’s train, but
How does one stop on trains like a monster without breaking them?
If you mouse over the link, you can see where it goes to in the lower left corner. Both links so far have craigslist or somethingawful as part of said description.
Aaaaaawwwww! I think it’s kind of sweet, actually – “Oooh! Oooh! Let’s play with my trains an’ jack off together, an’ then we can pretend like we’re King Kong an’ Godzilla an’ stuff, an’ bust everything up! An’ I’ve got lots of yummy crabmeat at my house, too, an’ you can have some! It’s good, really!”
Really, the guy’s scene sounds about as harmless as it could possibly get, and it truly is sort of cute (albeit admittedly in a bizarre way) how he’s gone about putting it forth.
That being said, though, I can’t imagine how somebody could possibly get off sexually on something like that either.
I am truly stunned.
I had no idea you could freeze imitation crabmeat.