Wildly divergent lifestyles

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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Linkeypoo (SFW)

I am a tolerant, generally socially liberal, 21st century man. Whatever consenting adults do in the privacy of their own home is not weird, not crazy, not sick, it’s their choice and their right.
I am a tolerant, generally socially liberal, 21st century man. Whatever consenting adults do in the privacy of their own home is not weird, not crazy, not sick, it’s their choice and their right.
I am a tolerant, generally socially liberal, 21st century man. Whatever consenting adults do in the privacy of their own home is not weird, not crazy, not sick, it’s their choice and their right.
I am a tolerant, generally socially liberal, 21st century man. Whatever consenting adults do in the privacy of their own home is not weird, not crazy, not sick, it’s their choice and their right.
I am a tolerant, generally socially liberal, 21st century man. Whatever consenting adults do in the privacy of their own home is not weird, not crazy, not sick, it’s their choice and their right.
I am a tolerant, generally socially liberal, 21st century man. Whatever consenting adults do in the privacy of their own home is not weird, not crazy, not sick, it’s their choice and their right.
I am a tolerant, generally socially liberal, 21st century man. Whatever consenting adults do in the privacy of their own home is not weird, not crazy, not sick, it’s their choice and their right.
I am a tolerant, generally socially liberal, 21st century man. Whatever consenting adults do in the privacy of their own home is not weird, not crazy, not sick, it’s their choice and their right.
I am a tolerant, generally socially liberal, 21st century man. Whatever consenting adults do in the privacy of their own home is not weird, not crazy, not sick, it’s their choice and their right.
Hmm, it’s not working, I still think this guy’s a Jobbernowl.

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Philly. Home of freaks. And me.

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So…what’s the pay…um…imitation crab meat?!?

…this must be some sort of performance art…right?!?

4

Why did you repeat yourself? :stuck_out_tongue:

5

Deep apologies to Glenn Miller:

Pardon Me Boy,
Are ya itchin’ fer my choo choo?
Rail 48
Boy, you can gimme a date
I can afford
To board a bargain basement choo choo
I’ve got my freezer there
With just a trifle to spare

You leave the Pennsylvania Station 'bout a quarter to four
Read the pervs on Craig’s List, then you’re in for a score
A full to top freezer
Nothing could be easier
Than a wretched photo, what could be skeevier?

When you hear the whistle blowin’ eight to the bar
Then you know that my train room is not very far
Shovel all the freaks in,
Gotta keep it rollin’
Woo, woo, 25-70, there you are

There’s gonna be
A stompin’ party at the station
Touching and stuff
I ain’t no kinda Gay
So don’t think it that way
Until 4 AM, when we’re too tired too say…
So if yer itchin’ fer a choo choo
Won’t you choo-choo my home?
Itchin’ fer a choo choo
Won’t you choo-choo my home?

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My stars, that’s… precise. Well, good luck to him.

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As somebody who makes his own sushi at home, I totally empathize with having too much imitation crab meat. That stuff lasts forever and every time I go shopping I’ll buy a brick out of habit. Unless maybe it’s some kind of scary euphemism :eek:

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standing ovation for ellelle

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There’s more where that came from.

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Am I the only one thinking of “stomping around like a monster on a model railway for imitation crabmeat” as a new career?

Only downside is that when every cute girl on the internet is really an aging fat man, what an aging fat man might be IRL doesn’t bear thinking about.

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Owowow my brain.

12

Pardon my ignorance…what’s “jo or JO”?

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elelle, now that I’ve finally stopped laughing hysterically, allow me to say that was hilarious!

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Jack (Jerk, both terms work) off. Masturbate.

15

Does Ginger know that you’re cruising the M4M section of Philly’s Craigslist?

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This… totally made my day. I love people.

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Smartypants. Of course I do. He pointed out the ad to me (which was linked somewhere else, IIRC) and said “think I should respond?” After which I stated that if he felt like it, perhaps we needed to have a nice long talk, with the word ‘divorce’ included.

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jo JO left his home in Tucson Arizona, for some model train grass.

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I totally think he should go for it. One can never have enough imitation crab.

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This is why I love the internet.