I collect horrible, totally inappropriate Christmas CDs. I thought Jessica Simpson would be the bottom of the barrel this year when what to my wondering eyes should appear but this gem: Hung for the Holidays
Featuring American Idol’s favorite terrible singer - William Hung
http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/B0002PUHSI/102-3355539-5452136?v=glance
Can anyone top that?
Have any Satanic death-metal bands released Christmas albums?
Spinal Tap has the great song “Christmas with the Devil”.
And that should be the fate of all those responsible for such a thing.
Fate? Wouldn’t that be a blessing?
On the South Park episode Merry Christmas Charlie Manson! Charlie Manson sang:
Holidays are that special time when we laugh and sing and feel warm and cozy.
Forget about being angry for a day.
Remember how it felt to be a child, opening presents on Christmas morning?
That’s the way that we should all feel now.
So I say, happy, happy, happy, holy, happy, happy, happy, happy holidays!
(Happy, happy, happy, holy, happy, happy, happy, happy holidays!)
Happy Kwanzaa, too, from me to you.
Happy holidays, you guys.
Hope you can find this gem.
Not that I know of, but I have some ideas of how I would approach such a thing.
There’s the Excelsis series, which feature goth/industrial takes on traditional holiday carols.
Somebody on this board once suggested a cover of Silent Night by Marilyn Manson. While I’d really like to hear it, I’m sure it would piss off so many people that in the end it wouldn’t really be worth the hassle.
The tracks on The Night Before - A New York Christmas: past, post, punk, present, future certainly aren’t Christmas songs in the way you’re used to. Likewise for Electric Ornaments: An Idol Records Christmas…
There’s a metal band called Blitzkreig (don’t know if that’s the right spelling or not), has a song called Santa. It’s about a guy who lures kids into his house and rapes and kills them. It’s both funny and disturbing at the same time.
I also picked up a Tales From the Crypt christmas CD a couple of weeks ago. There’s a CD full of great songs.