I went into detox the very same day as Brett Favre, and with the same addiction—how come you don’t dream about me? Damn jocks, I’ve hated 'em all my life—
Mmmmmmm… grudgefucking.
Obviously, you are extremely attracted to Brett Favre. You’re probably a closet Packer fan.
Perhaps you should switch to an AFC allegiance? The Bengals, maybe? Otherwise, I think your problem will just get worse. It’s only a matter of time before you start mooning over Warren Sapp.
Sauron…how dare you.
I’ve spat at people for less.
What can I say? I’m evil. It’s what I do.
You bet!
If we can beat the Pats with a no name defense, and lead the NFC north by 2 games…weasling our way into your rem sleep ain’t exactly rocket science. 