Capt’n! We need more bananas! The monkeys, they canna take it no more
Really? So, uh, how you doin’?
No, no, must keep to the spirit of the thread…
RU hottie? Want2 lik my bak hare?
Only if you lick mine first!
[sup][sub]I mean…er…nevermind. [/sub][/sup]
Teeheeeheee…
What do U think? And if I wanna lik ya u will NO it.
No iffs, ands or BUTTS.
[kneejerk] HEY! I’m not 15! I’m 35!![/kneejerk]
Aaruuuum… Gotta go, someone’s at the door, or something…
Yes, I’m really 13 and a natural blonde! And I’m a D-cup, as if that’s any of your business, you pervert!
So. Whatcha wearin’?
ola, iampunha! quanto para sexo?
We did it all for the nookie (ungh), the nookie (ungh), the nookie.
Damn it, Hamadryad, you took my line! 
[sub]Walks away, pointedly not flirting.[sup]For once[/sup][/sub]
My best ICQ conversation EVER:
Random Guy Nicknamed Raoul: You like peanut butter?
Me: Umm… yeah, I guess so.
RGNR: OK, you spread it all over Raoul’s penis.
Yummy, yum.