Yeeeeaaah, and not the kind that deal with noses.
Though, keep the marker caps in when he does.
And don’t forget to bring along a pic of Rick Ross, so the doctor knows where you’re going with this.
Have you tried carrots? They have a natural progression of diameters. Just bite off the end as you progress.
I thought it was just one nostril, and one wedding ring around here.
TogoFan’s not into rap, he’s into boogie.
:eek:Dang! I missed my chance!
Hey Togo - Try a couple of those big ol’ Claussen Deli Style Hearty Garlic pickles!
<channeling my inner Vinnie Barbarino> Up your nose? With a rubber hose!
And maybe a Kotter pin thru your lips.
…and with nostrils that short, one good sneeze & the ATF will be after him.
“Don’t just stand there, idiot. Call a doctor. And then help me find my nose…!” * -The Return of the Pink Panther (1975)*
I have a feeling you have poor taste whether you have caps in your nose or not.
Evil. Pure D evil, you are.
From the body mod forum link referenced upthread there are structural complications to what you want to do that make it very different that stretching out earlobes etc. Surgery is the only answer and FWIW I don’t think a caucasian nose with giant nostrils would look quite as cool as you imagine.
Reference noses
There are 14 types… but which one is yours? Scientist’s study classifies different shapes of noses
I know that’s a “study” of British noses, but I also know there are a lot of non-white noses in the UK. I wonder why none of those were included in the examples?
The OP might want to consider the progression of Michael Jackson’s nose, but in reverse. He started out as a good-looking black guy, and shuffled off this mortal coil looking like a very weird old white lady.
I was born in st petersburg russa.
St Petersburg*? Then prithee**, why would you want specifically the nostrils of someone of a completely different phenotype? Don’t you realize that the result will look ridiculous? Accept that you look like you do, ghostly pallor and all, and go on with your life.
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- Almost called it Leningrad, but Putin hasn’t made that correction yet.
- Almost called it Leningrad, but Putin hasn’t made that correction yet.
** - My Firefox spellchecker allows Elizabethan snark, but says I spell “movie” wrong.
I have nothing to add (other than “C’mon. REALLY?”) but this ^
And this ^
made me LOL in the literal sense.
Parsnips are more sturdy than carrots, should the OP want to go the parsnip route.
You bourgeois BASTARD!
Parsnips?
PARSNIPS?!
I’ll see you hung in the square!
Not sure if it’s still the case, but the OED used to list something like this as the first instance of the word “smarmy”: Our forefathers rejected these smarmy overtures, saying “Fair words butter no parsnips.” Just a parsnip-related thought.
But they are seriously fabulous roasted.
But if you insist, a dawn duel in the morning!
I shall see you by the swing set, Sirrah!