Must thank [the horrifyingly appropriately named] Monkey With A Gun [ :eek: ] for brightening my morning a bit.
Question about Deadhead Phred and the Festering Assholes:
I haven’t been to the GHF website since I first heard about it many moons ago. For anyone else who has, is there a place on there to sign up for alerts to his upcoming ‘engagements’? I’d love to know in advance so I can even do more of my own little version of [del]annoying[/del] counter-demonstrating.
That announcement makes me think of Marlon Brando’s speech in Apocalypse Now.
So that’s what [a semi-recently banned poster] has been up to!
In Virginia?? Not very Bright of him.
Not to interrupt the use of Phelps as a pinata, but I’m mildly curious: What’s his beef in the VTech case? (Aside: I can’t use “VT” because every time I read it I think, “Vermont”.) Usually he tries to make the loss or tradegy about teh gays, but here, according to the OP, God’s wrath was because “On April 16, 2007, this nation, through the offices of your military and conspirators therewith took a shot at the servants of God” – the “servants of God” being him and his, I assume.
Did some police officer look at him sideways on the 17th or something? Does anyone know what he’s talking about?
50$ on zero.
Probably has to do with this.
Feh.
Crazy Fred won’t show.
Because, deep down, Fred Phelps is Yellow. A coward.
He’s been promising to show, & copping out, a lot, lately.
He won’t dare show his face. He’d get his ass kicked to Pakistan.
It sounds as though Craptastic Bullshittery thinks the tragedy is God’s vengeance for some specific previous transgression. Does anyone know what he’s talking about?
Same here. Why not do like those of us who grew up in Virginia called it most of our lives? It’s been VPI as long as I can remember.
You know, dude, that was a snotty, knee-jerk thing for me to say. I apologize and I’m going to get off your case.
The most disgusting thing about the Phelps plans to me is that while Pitting him is just more same old same old but doesn’t win him press, some fucktard talking head (whether Hannity & colmes or Larry King or Geraldo or who is the only mystery) is going to have one of them on the air in front of millions to “discuss” the matter and end up making sure the audience at home knows s/he thinks that picketing the funerals of innocent murder victims is bad, while the Clan Phelps circle jerks at the exposure they feast upon. Always happens.
I would love to see a complete media blackout policy on the Phelps. Now THAT would piss 'em off like nobody’s business.
Yeah…but…who would they sue?
It’s a place to which public attention is going to be directed. I don’t think anything more is needed to attract the person in question.
Regards,
Shodan
That church is so backwards that every time God kills a kitten, Fred Phelps masturbates.
No, I’d never think that. This is terrible, Phelps is terrible, but it’s not really worse than anything else he does. You just have to accept that the man has NO shame. None, not a bit. Even the Britney Spearses of the world have a little. Phelps doesn’t.
Can’t say I didn’t expect Phelps to say something about the massacre. Something really asinine. I have to agree with someone else though, Phelps will chicken out because if any of his assholery would truly get his “ass kicked all the way to Pakistan” it would be this. Let’s see, we have a university with over 25,000 students, plus faculty and families and friends of those students, plus the population of the city and maybe even some surround cities, all in shock and grieving and then this fucktard shows up and opens his maw and we might see a true mob mentality. They’d end up scraping what’s left of Phelps off their shoes.
Not that that would be a bad thing.
As an aside, I have only recently been noticing the wondrousness of elucidator in recent pit threads. Has he always been this witty, why have I never noticed before? Should I search for other elucidator posts or will I be disappointed and learn that he kicks puppies, eats kittens and likes country music?
No.
He’s usually even more witty.
Sometimes the Klan Phelps states they’ll be at X funeral to protest and doesn’t show up. They’ve done that a good bit with military funerals (perhaps due to the pretty high correlation between military families and gunowners). I keep thinking that one day they’re going to picket a funeral only to find they “broke into the wrong goddamned rec room”, which I certainly wouldn’t approve of cause that would be wrong, but I’d damned sure contribute money to the defense fund.
Ok, I read through a bunch of stuff on their godhatesfags website to try and find any remotely positive thing about them. The only thing I could come up with is that they don’t accept cash donation and sell no merchandise. That at least is better than many of the right wing groups.
(I know, they make their money suing people, but I just wanted to come up with something!)
Fred Phelps is nothing but a pure and complete nutjob (i guess i didn’t need to put this as it is quite obvious.) We’ve all heard about him but I recently came across some disturbing things about this lunatic from a bio on him based largely on 2 of his disowned children. This bio was actually used as an exhibit in a lawsuit in 1994. Phelps, being a disbarred lawyer famous for his frivilous lawsuits, has never tried to sue for libel regarding this bio. A copy of this bio can be found at http://ourworld.compuserve.com/homepages/michael_haggerty/expose3.htm
With that said, and in the spirit of the BBQ pit, fuck this guy. He twists the teachings of Jesus to back up his hate talk, which he tries to make as offensive as possible to get the attention of as many people as he can. This fucking douchebag, asshat, cocksucker is stuck up on homosexuals because he knows deep down he wants to suck dick and have it buried balls deep in his ass by an entire offensive line of an NFL football team, but is too ashamed of himself to admit it. I hope God is real so when Phelps dies, he can see from the fury in God’s eyes as He is chucking him into hell that it is he that God hates, not fags, or for that matter, anyone not in Phelps’ Westboro Incest Church.