Yup, it’s a shrimp on a treadmill. Can it take off?
If it’s prepared.
Well, son, what did you do at work today?
I forced some sick shrimp to exercise on a treadmill while wearing little weighted duct tape backpacks to tire them our quicker.
What did you prove?
That sick shrimp can’t run as long as healthy shrimp.
. . . .
Yes, I know. Basic science and establish a baseline and all.
Still doesn’t seem like Nobel material. And I hope no one made them little hats to wear, although that would increase their hits on YouTube.
I hope they don’t get around to radiating them.
You mean with a little butter & salt?
I was thinking Batman, but butter and garlic will work.
I dunno…Batman might taste better with wing sauce. Or capers, with a side of boysenberry.
I read the title as “Will this shrimp fry?” and imagined some sort of automated shrimp frying conveyer belt.
Now I’m hungry.
A franchise opportunity, to be sure.