I so enjoyed reading the legendary threads about Planes on a Treadmill, and its variant discussions and jokes.
So I am proud to present…
I actually can’t think of a factual question to ask about shrimps on treadmills at the moment, so I’ll just post here in MPSIMS.
OK…it’s my lunch break and I’m bored anyway.
So can the shrimp take off or not?
The shrimp needs a personal trainer. I suggest a mussel.*
*Stolen from Roy Blount, Jr., but worth repeating.
The shrimp… it scampi.
I tried to watch.
I can only see the poor little feller cooked.
With cocktail sauce.
Why does he get the treadmill all to himself? I don’t know about you, but I call that shellfish.
[sub]stupid dialup connection, this is going to take hours to watch…[/sub]
That. is. it! I’m tired of these motherfuckin’ shrimp on these motherfuckin’ treadmills!
This link produces zilchola.
Arrrrgh…that was supposed to link to search results related to planes and treadmills.
Obviously, I failed in that simple task.
I blamed the shrimp, not the treadmill.
That second one was awesome . “You’re the best around, nothin’s gonna ever keep ya down!” Hahahaha. I was cheering for that cat.