Will Trump kill himself on January 20?

Yeah. We don’t even know if he’s in the White House. He could be under you’re bed.

“The Tweets are coming from inside the house!”

But he’s not a horse-trader. He just offers the horse a carrot (in two weeks), denounces and beats the horse when it doesn’t obey him, then shoots it and abandons the carcass. Then says he never saw any horse.

:rofl:

Chump dies not need to wait until the 20th. Any day will do.

A suicide attempt is a distinct possibility, but probably won’t come on the 20th. A few days after the start of questioning by police/ FBI/ tax inspectors , and numerous lawsuits, maybe.

Yes, although he’s frustrated his ego still has plenty to work on, he still has the power to manipulate huge numbers of people. He’s in the narcissistic rage phase. Suicide would lie down a long path of people just starting to ignore him, criminal prosecution especially for dull stuff like tax evasion, depression. It’s at least months away if it ever happens.

He can escape everything, but he may not be able to escape conviction by impeachment. If the Senate actually convicts him, boy oh boy, look out. That dude is gone.

Stuffing himself with Big Macs could be considered a slow form of suicide.

Y’know, this deal about his ban health habits has kept being brought up for the last 5 years. To which my usually unspoken reaction is “now watch him live to 105”.

The recorded speech Trump gave a few days ago trying to make peace was completely unlike him. Not only was it way too responsible for him, it wasn’t his language at all, and it’s completely incompatible with who he is.

My guess? They told him they won’t impeach him or 25th amendment him or throw him in jail if he just gives the speech, shuts up, and fades away.

I hope they weren’t stupid/shitty enough to make that deal. He needs to be prosecuted.

They could make that deal and then reneg on it after January 20. Why not? It’s the Trump way.

“I know we made a deal not to prosecute you if you shut up, but we were not happy with the service you provided. So we’re going to prosecute you anyway. Tough shit.”

Well, they are impeaching him Monday. I don’t think anything can stop that now. But they definitely have the 25th over him and he should behave or he will fall days short of a 4-year term.

Or not. I think Mike Pence or Mike Pompeo believed it took about a week to kick a President out with the 25th. However, I think they can slam it through in 1 day.

I’ve only read this second- or third-hand but apparently Eric Trump has promised to join the protesters on the 19th to “fight” for the cause. I’ll believe that when I see it.

God is the “Great Iamb”.

I’m guessing the Fox and Friends crew are a bit nervous about taking his calls at the moment.

As long as he does it in prison, I’m fine with that.

“I know we made a deal not to prosecute you if you shut up, but we were not happy with the service you provided. So we’re going to prosecute you anyway. Tough shit.”

The T way is more like, “No, not a deal. No deal. No deal.”

Kinky Friedman* is the writer of several mystery novels. In them, he uses the term “nixon” to mean “shit,” as in, “The cat took a nixon in my slipper.” I can well imagine him using “trump” instead these days.

*Yes, the same Kinky Friedman who is the lead in the band Kinky Friedman and the Texas Jewboys, known for such songs as “They Ain’t Makin’ Jews Like Jesus Anymore” and “How Can I Tell You I Love You (When You’re Sitting on My Face).”

I liked “Ride 'em Jewboy” and “Sold American” better.

Hard to believe no-one remarked this. You my hee-ro, Pete.

Dan

But what if it IS a joke?

Dan

Perhaps nixon as a noun, trump as a verb?

“The cat trumped a nixon in my slipper”

“Donnie from Queens is on the line.”