Of course I agree. 
Can I bring Really Not All That Bright ?
Hooray! The more the merrier. But the question has to be asked. Now that we’re part of harmless’ harem, the old double H, it must be asked?
What side of the bed do you sleep on?
:smack:
That should be:
Hooray! The more the merrier. But the question has to be asked. Now that we’re part of harmless’ harem, the old double H, it must be asked?
What side of the bed do you sleep on?
There are mistakes and then there are mistakes. :o
Bed?
We don’t need no stinkin’ bed!
They usually just collapse from the weight of the orgy, anyways. 
No sir! A room full of pillows, some massage oils, incense, lava lamps, feathers, and an array of toys and house boys/girls is all we need. 
And a hot tub, and cabana boys, and whips, and candles, and a bear skin rug, and whipped cream, and fresh fruits and oooooh, I’m getting either hungry or horny.
Now where did I put that drooling smilie?
Don’t forget the shag carpet, Tease!
Hey, I just thought you two were both really randy for Really Not All That Bright!
And here I was thinking we were in for a treat!
I’m not fussy. I fall asleep where ever I end up after night time ‘activities’.
This is an important occasion and one that must be held in the highest regard. My words must be chosen with absolute precision.
Hot damn! 
Now that’s over with, who wants to help me celebrate!
harmless, can I join your harem?
D’you like eggrolls? Ask the man to make you some egg rolls - you’ll run to the courthouse!
Hell yeah!
The more the merrier and the less work I have to do!
Pull up a coushion!
Official harmless harem ho….I mean, members:
congodwarf
nocturnal_tick
kittenlm
Hal Briston
AngelicGemma
emekthian
Still looking for yays or nays from:
EddyTeddyFreddy
Really Not All That Bright
Jimmy Chitwood
Nightwatch Trailer
torie
Eats_Crayons
Lando Griffin
Washte
Cecil Adams
Come on, guys! The hours are great and the benefits kick ass!
I thought I already agreed to be part of Swampy’s harem. It was the only way Bumbazine and I could get his credit card for a raid on the hobby shop…
Swampy, what about burly men bearing beer, cookies, and oriental appetizers?
Depends. Does it include sushi? Especially unagi. It’s the closet smiley we got for smacking/licking lips.
Let’s see, now. Heloise ran me off Coldfire. Master Wang-Ka said yes, but I’d have to move to (shudder) Texas. Oh, well. Siege will have me, and that’s mighty fine.
Now, what about harmless’s harem? If it includes swampbear and sushi – heck, you should leave out swampy if there’s unagi, so i can hog it all to myself – I accept!
I must confess, though: I no longer offer two horses and eight cats as part of the deal. No, I’m down to a mere seven cats, having taken my hissing/pissing little feral to be a barn cat. Still, isn’t that enough to fulfill the bestiality quotient?
I must point out that the horses have some rather pointed comments to make on the subject of ticks. I’ve assured them that nocturnal_tick has no designs on their virtue, or even their blood, but they remain :dubious: .
ETF said yes! Now we got it going on!
Official harmless harem:
congodwarf
nocturnal_tick
kittenlm
Hal Briston
AngelicGemma
emekthian
EddyTeddyFreddy + her seven cats
:eek: Boy, I hope we get discount rates when we travel!
Now who wants a tummy rub?!
@#%@$% Internet explorer! :rolleyes:
+ swampbear + ancient Japanese art of self-defense
And swampbear should be first in line for tummy rubbing, for being accidentally excluded in the previous post.
Don’t worry, swampy, I practice on my cats all the time!
Hey! Or should I say, HAY! What about the horses? 
Love me, love my horses, baby.
I thought they said neigh.
So sorry!
Isn’t that a quote from Catherine the Great? :dubious:
:eek: I’ll decline! Hooves and such flying about, you know.
Unagi? Isn’t that a state of total mental awareness?
'Eh…someone’ll get it.
Naw, you’re thinking of Thai food, you know, skewers of chicken or beef with satori sauce.