Win a contest and piss off Rush Limbaugh

So, Minnesota gets Al Franken and Florida gets Rush Limbaugh? Hmmmm.

My new favorite joke. Thank you, thank you very much!

“He’s the fattest and whitest, he must be the best”

In the early nineties, I saw an anti-Limbaugh zine. My favorite joke from it:

Q. What’s the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg?

A. One’s a flaming Nazi gasbag, and the other’s a dirigible.

Or the reworked classic:

Q. What’s the difference between God and Rush Limbaugh?

A. Rush Limbaugh doesn’t think he’s God.

My idea:

Sometimes the lone cry in the wilderness is a loon.

Wait… unless I am missing something (which is entirely possible) shouldn’t it be the other way around? i.e. A: God doesn’t think he’s Rush Limbaugh.

“Let the market decide!” + “The Liberal Media” = ?

This is really immature. Just downright childish. I thought we put the Democrats in office to get away from stupid bullshit like this but I guess it’s ok when it’s your own party doing it :rolleyes:. Fucking shlamazels.

Rush: great Canadian group. Rush: pathetic American individual.

I already won and pissed him off when I voted.

:smack: I hate it when I mangle a joke.

Cisco’s right, though. I’d even go so far as to call this contest mundane and pointless.