No actually I was admiring your wide range of humourful jokes. Cuz you know, sucking your own dick is hilarity in and of itself (repeating the same joke over just doubles it’s joke value ya know). Apparently you are so devoid of originality that stealing my 1 rip on you in my last flame is the most you could come up with. that and the apparent fascination with this word levity you seemed to have taken up. Someone got an A on his Vocab test today!
And of course you know, when NO ONE else laughs at your dumb overly crude jokes and the only way to insult someone is with repeating thier insult and adding an extra word or 2.“nah uh YOU have your head up your ass, nah nah nah”… well, thats when you know you have no talent. I believe I was right the first time, YOU are the crankspanker who needs to march his ass to the personality trait & supply store and pick up a little bit of imagination, get some credibility and a nice can of wake the fuck up while you are there.
If your intention was to joke with me, you succeeded. Because you are the biggest joke to grace my thread thus far.
(and for the record, just so we are clear. Someone like you spewing vitriol and ill humor my way, I could give 2 shits about your family.)
So, lemme get this straight. He never washes his car, yet is furious when some dirty windshield wiper fluid gets on the car? Wassamatter, 'fraid it’ll actually make your car clean?
Oh, do we have a wittle meltdown happening, mac? There, there.
What’s wrong, me and others explaining ourselves in a coherent fashion bothers you so much you have to respond threateningly?
Actually, I have a very broad sense of humor. I also tailor the joke to fit the subject, namely, you.
Sorry, next time I’ll break out my thesaurus when posting a reply to you. I used the same word twice because you seem a little stupid, and repetition sometimes gets the point across to the thick. That’s also why I made the same joke twice. Nobody was laughing, you say? How the fuck would you know?
As far as personality and imagination goes: why don’t you march your little punk self to your “personality trait & supply store” and get something beyond the Third Grade Wit and Trendy Insults[sup]tm[/sup] line.
Oh, shit. :rolleyes:
In case you haven’t noticed, you humor-impaired little chimp, people have been commenting on your ill humor and vitriol throughout this thread, and laughing at you because of it. I think there’s a reason for that. Sorry you’re too full of yourself to joke along with people. You’ll grow out of it, I hope.
And, Sunny Jim, I still don’t appreciate you making rude comments about my parents. I don’t expect you to have the balls to offer even a lame apology, though.
Oh, no, Bosda, can’t you see? He has us writhing in the grasp of his implacable reason, only we are too stupid to get it!
Inconsistency, pettiness, hypocrisy, and unwarranted insults are his tools for Fighting Ignorance! We weaker minds (and those of us unable to self-fellate) are incapable of understanding the subtlety of his expression, for he is a Righteous Man Who Was Wronged on the road. His Ire is Magificent, yeah, he has a tantrum any toddler would envy!
How dare the Assnozzle driving in front of him clean his windshield! (giving mac the benefit of the doubt, maybe the wind picked up the droplets of crud and blew them onto his car. Nah, he’s such an angry little badass that he was probably tailgating in a self-centered effort to get the schmuck to hurry up, road rage, don’tcha know)
On the other hand, Bosda, your theory does have Occam’s Razor going for it.
Actually, I just finished chatting w/him, and although he comes across as Rude, crude, and socially screwed, he has a delightful sense of humor…it tends to be sarcastic, and having that gene myself, I recognised another warped soul. I did explain that sarcasm doesn’t always come across well online (It is so hard to see my smirk!)
I say he is no better/worse than alot of us, just a little defensive on the newbie/piss in the corner/defend my turf category…
And I would be that way too…if I lived in a van…
down by the river!
My trucks’ paint job is already pretty messed up because of the damn love bugs in South Carolina; water and the usual junk they sell in gallon jugs at the BP just don’t clean the little bastards off the winder.
I finally found success with thinned down paint stripper; there is no smashed bug that can stand up that stuff…'course I gotta replace wiper blades sooner. Everything’s a trade off i guess.
