As hilarious as it is now, I’m very sorry to have missed it, but I really appreciated YOUR responses, you are a card!
Oh, but it’s so fun to bat them around like half-dead mice! And they get so enraged over so little.
Dag. I always love folk taking weak thoughts and attempting to boost them into a higher orbit by using profanity rockets.
Seems as if we already went over this. You already seem to be a little slow on the uptake, so i’m gonna give you the benefit of the doubt here.
Goin out on a light note now…
This thread has been brought to you by macabresoul
kiss the rings bitch
I’ve lost count - is this the 3rd or 4th time you’ve announced you’re ‘leaving’ this thread???
It’s important (I’ve got “6” by page 5 in the pool)
:rolleyes: How do you work the ignore switch?
It’s too fu**ing easy ain’t it 
Don’t go yet, mac, I still want to know if you got into yoga in the hope of sucking your own dick!
He’s not gone. He’s just jumping from thread to thread pissing on people because of this thread.
I just wonder if he’s here just to prove that he can live under a bridge like the best of them, or if he’s really interested in the purpose of this board, fighting ignorance.
I dare you, ** macabresoul, ** to prove us all wrong and post something that’s not an insult or a rant. Tell a story like Rue DeDay, tell us about your latest accomplishment, which movies, games or whatnot you enjoyed most recently- anything other than this reactionary bullshit that’s just making enemies and getting you farther down the banning road.
Just my two cents…
But…but…What happens if, say, you dont want to get wet, yet you are
Down by the river, in your van?
Doesn’t the fact that you are near the water mess up your van??
And, what did you do with those broads who were siding the barn? Are they washing your van, as we speak?
And, always remember…don’t ever forget:
[SIZE=3]ALWAYS USE YOUR TURN SIGNALS AND SHIT!
I say to push the “Banned” button and be done with it, but that’s just me.
Calm down with pushing the ban stick all over the place. He was pissed about someone’s cleaner splashing all over his windshield so he ranted about it. Apparently a lot of people gathered he was tailgating, so they flamed him. Defensively (or offensively, whatever you wanna call it), he flamed him back. Perhaps all the name calling isn’t rubbing everyone the right way, but a bannable offense? Crikey, simmer down a bit. And you’re lying if you say you didn’t laugh yourself silly while reading this thread.
Oh my gawd…I’m dyin here!!!
I just found this:
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&postid=3383025#post3383025
(fingers crossed that I linked properly)
macabresoul
Member
Registered: Dec 2002
Location: Laguna Beach, CA
Posts: 71
I envy that you have an office with a window. My accounting department has no windows (which is where i work).
I love the rain so much, i like waking up to rain drops sliding down my window and listening to cars drive by splashing water. I get sad everytime the rain stops and the sun comes back out. Rain is rare in California.
Err, flamed them back.
Christ… Do you people realize the amount of undigestible bullshit you are spewing from that gaping blowhole above your chin.
Go back to page one. Notice how my second/third/forth post I am defending the point of this rant. I feel that maybe I was misunderstood, that I need to explain it a little better, so i do… with the occasional pit insults.
then come these posts:
Now… where in the rulebook of the PIT does it say… it’s ok to flame the OP, even if his OP does not affect my life at all, but when he flames me back it’s wrong! Fuck that, I gave the same attitude to the person I flamed as they gave to me. I already explained it before, which i’m sure you haven’t read… thats just plain tit for tat. Not my fault every single bitch nugget that flamed me got flamed back.
Next time you wanna try to take the high road and defend honor and justice Steelerphan, don’t make shit up, and get your fucking facts strait. Maybe if I wasn’t so busy polishing my pride over here I could write you a nice poem or shortstory on the ways to kill a man with his own windshield wiper.
But you fools just got flamed on general principle.
I really don’t think the next evolutionary step of humanity will be little slimy monkey children with thier heads born implanted in thier asses.
Oh and to P.T. Smegma, Being that your first post had to do with sucking liqueds through your ass… THEN your next 2 posts about me sucking my own dick. Get a fuckign imagination, or a porno for that matter. Either way, i’m a little dissappointed I took the time to quote you, as I wouldn’t have even bothered with your punk ass if you had not egged me on.
Fuck that reminds me. My office sucks…
Damned auntnut you just broke it off in his ass so bad he’ll be eatin shit for weeks.
yoga instructor = accountant
and he’s bitchin about a little water on his car but yet he loves the rain and the sound of the cars splashing it it. (haw-haw)
go away kid, your botherin me!
Lynn make him stop! aargh :smack:
What? Are you going back thru this thread, over and over again?
Come on sweety…be the bigger person, let us have a little fun (helps those of us whose lives are hard), have a little fun yourself (if you tell me that you are having fun, and just joking, I will have to “call you out” after school) and let it go…
I am sure that the SDMB would be more than willing to pay for the wood, I will help you build a bridge, and we would all be willing to help you GET OVER IT!
Windshield wiper attack… By M. Soul
Whilst driving on the road
on a sunny summer day
you wipers dropped a fucking load
and for that your ass must pay
Being that I was once respectable
I could have dragged you out your car
dumped your body in a trash recepticle
and hit the local bar
But i’m a man of many morals
I’m sure thats plain to see
Your life’s to short to get into quarrels
espiecially if they’re with me
–Dedicated to steelerphan, who inspired me to bring out my true, artistic self.
Yea i’m a accountant by day yoga instructor by night. Like batman only with tighter tights.
He’s baaaaa-aaaaack!
Oh, you poor little fool.
I was posting about you getting into yoga to suck water up your ass, and you sucking your own dick. The first was a bit of crude levity involving yoga and spraying liquid. Sorry you missed the opportunity to turn it into a really twisted joke. Your mileage obviously varies.
The second was, again crude, levity regarding your apparent self-absorption. Again, you missed the joke and only chose to see the insult. I’m not surprised. Apparently, you got into yoga so you could effortlessly keep your head firmly planted up your ass.
And I need to get an imagination? :rolleyes:
Oh, and yes, you raging little shit (who practices yoga, don’t you know), I still don’t appreciate you making any kind of derogatory remarks about my family members.
Perhaps if you lightened up and got an imagination and a sense of humor, you would have realized that, until now, my intention was not to insult you, but to joke with you.
Oh well, at least you’re still funny with your punk-ass angst.
allright…I’ve had enough,
uncle
there, I said it! satisfied now
“gnite and get high and have a good time” Bob Seger