Windshield Wiper Fluid... and the assholes who use it

[Avalonian]

*Originally posted by macabresoul *
**If your answer was some random skidmark on the ass of the world who can’t tell if he should wipe his face or his ass after shitting all over himself in a drunken stuppor outside a whorehouse.

Then you were correct! **

Sure sounds like a good description of Derek Smart, troll extraordinaire, to me. Is it also an accurate description of you? It would seem so.

And you forgot, it’s “You are correct, SIR!”

[World_Eater]

Good, then I look forward to him getting ass extraordinarily booted off these boards.

[World_Eater]

his ass

[imthjckaz]

Please stop, yer killing me over here.

This is hilarious.

[Troy_McClure_SF]

*Originally posted by macabresoul *
…everybody welcome Troy McClure to the ‘Nobody gives a shit about you!’ club… I dunno if they will let you be the president of that club even though you are the only member. Considering you are already president of the ‘Blatently unorignal names’ club…

Oh, and I thought I mighta had you pegged as a troll with the birthday thing, via google and boardreader. I guess I was wrong. Oh well.

macabresoul, I have to confess something. I think I may love you. The way you stand up for yourself to all these jerks, your knowledge of cars, and physics. Something about you just gets under my skin in that wonderful, tingly way. I can picture you in my head, arm hanging out the window, seat leaning back slightly. I really want to meet up with you. We can sit in the park, and kiss softly, rolling on the grass. Then maybe we can shift into fourth gear, if you know what I mean, and make sweet love to each other in the back of your car…

I suppose this is somehat inappropriate considering the nature of this board (and this thread especially) but I just can’t help myself. Please, macabresoul, come see me. My address is 2 Merrie Way in San Francisco. It’s right on the beach. Please! I want to be with you, MS! I’ll do anything. I want you so bad! Do you want drugs? I can get tanything you want, just please come be with me! I love ypu, Soul, I really do. Forget the other people in this thread, let’s go wash your car, baby!

[Daizy]

YOUR SUPIRIOR INTELLIGENCE BECAUSE YOU KNOW HOW TO SPELL A WORD

cough
SUPERIOR.
Carry on.

Daizy

[macabresoul]

I am NOT a troll people. My responses are ‘mostly’ in the same attitude as the person who flamed me. How can someone on the defensive be a troll.

I would go into a huge string of expletives and un-needed analogies and metophors of unnatural things your mother does with barn yard animals. But I will refrain from that for the time being, and let you think about what you’ve done.

Also I am busy working, trying to help the economy and all.

so in the words of Dr. Jennifer Melfi…

Toodle-Fucking-Loo

[Denis]

                                    *Originally posted by P.T. Smegma* 
                                    **Hey, mac, are you one of those yoga dudes who can suck water
                                    up their buttholes and then fart it out? If you are, you'd make
                                    an interesting variation of the windshield washer.:eek:**  


                              *originally posted by macabresoul***Nah dude, you are confusing yoga with the night your parents concieved you.**

**Attention, Dopers!

I am the next evolutionary step of humanity! Any of you who work in a life sciences lab and would be interested in conducting experiments on me, please contact me by email!**

mac, insult me all you want, but kindly don’t slag my family members in any way. I don’t appreciate it.

So, you took up yoga for the increased flexibility, eh? Probably so you could suck your own dick. After all, regular masturbation must get so boring to such a sharp and happenin’ dude as your esteemed self.

[ioioio]

*Originally posted by Bippy the Beardless *
I am still confused about putting shit in the windscreen cleaning water.

My theory is that this thread took a left turn into a universe where windshield wipers squirt shit and assholes squirt wiper fluid.
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I call it “Lieu’s World”.

[Mangetout]

*Originally posted by macabresoul *
Also I am busy working, trying to help the economy and all.

For the record then, no; I don’t want fries with it.

[wring]

*Originally posted by Mangetout *
**For the record then, no; I don’t want fries with it. **

I was gonna come in here and ask why the hell this was still going on. then I saw.
Bwhahahahah.

[Charlie_Tan]

*Luckily I don’t ‘believe’ in car washes, Just drive in circles for a few hours while it rains. **

Even if Mac is a, you know tr…, he’s pretty damn entertaining.

I mean, if that’s the way you get your car clean…

[UncleBill]

Some Pit Threads go downhill fast. This one went sideways.

[Mangetout]

Some Pit Threads go downhill fast. This one went sideways.

That’s because there was another fucking asswipe thread right in frontof it, spraying shitty asshole water, waaaahhh.

[Lynn_Bodoni]

*Originally posted by macabresoul *
**and I am NOT fanta you fruits. Not my fault this dude ses the light! **

Do not use hate speech.

Lynn
For the Straight Dope

[TeaElle]

Lynn, if I may be so bold as to hijack this thread for a moment, I just want to state for the record (once again) that you kick all kinds of ass. I wanna be just like you when I grow up.

[kanicbird]

I’ve actually used the washer to deter tailgaters.

[lezlers]

My favorite line of this thread is still “I use blinkers and shit”

Of course, “learn yourself before you burn yourself, flamer” is a very close second…

[t-keela]

*Originally posted by Lynn Bodoni *
**Moderation note: I have removed posts from three trolls in this thread. I’m fairly sure that I didn’t miss any. Sorry about any continuity problems, but I’m not ABOUT to go back and edit posts again.

Lynn
For the Straight Dope **

I understand Lynn but it sure does make some of my replies seem off the wall. That’s cool though.

Folks, you had to have been here last night to really appreciate this thread.

BTW, Mac my most vehement post was not directed at you. Since the “member” who sparked that flame towards me is no longer with us, nor are his comments, I can only say this. Forget about it…I’m usually quite amiable.

If you recall, my original post to this thread was simply a word of caution and/or advise. I still stand by it.

originally posted by t-keela

**My old '65 Ford pickup ain’t got no sparyer…if I has a flat I’m just down the river w/out a paddle…haw-haw **

This was in response to a post telling me to take my car out on the highway and to try my sparyer, (spelled this way numerous times) and the river comment was included because of the off topic posts about C. Farley etc.

Hey, I thought it was pretty good at the time.

So there ya have it…a long winded rant about nothing and a bunch of kids being kids.

I need to always remember DNFTT. See ya 'round the boards.

Sorry Lynn if I got carried away.

[imthjckaz]

*Originally posted by tlw *
**Lynn, if I may be so bold as to hijack this thread for a moment, I just want to state for the record (once again) that you kick all kinds of ass. I wanna be just like you when I grow up. **

Brown noser.