It’s people like the OP that make me (briefly) embarassed to be from Southern California.
Hey, macabresoul, let me know when you’ll be tailgating me sometime, so I’ll tun on my wipers and give you a windshield full o’ water…
Holy shit this thread is funny as hell. How come no one has mentioned the dick of Karma? Bwahaha!
Well put Steve Wright, same thing I was thinking but not nearly as eloquent.
It’s a damn shame you didn’t have a .44 Mag with you so you could have blown the inconsiderate bastard’s head off. I mean, this unbelievable asswipe had the nerve to get some WATER on your hood.
If this is all you’ve got to worry about, I envy you.
If it gets you this upset, I pity you.
OK lets start this morning fun with t-keela… who I will now refer to as mr. off topic douche rag. or mr. OTDR for short.
Lets start this off with some nice ill humoured sarcasm.
Dude you mean I have to ACTUALLY take a test to get this drivers license I have in my wallet? Wow I can’t wait to start driving… ya know… considering this rant was about me driving on the road in a car.
And although your clever scheme of using age as a supiriority only exemplifies the already well established fact that you are a grade A dumbfuck. (added in that grade A thing cuz you’re a teacher, and I had to parry your two-way street pun with one of my own.)
I can forgive you for getting the wrong idea or not understanding my OP, but it sounds pretty clear that your old limp dicked viagra ass didn’t even read my OP. So since you are not here to prove a damn thing, may i politely (hehe) ask you to shut that sphinxter below your nose.
and NO, respect is NOT a two-way street. I don’t respect someone just because they happen to respect me. It should be courtesy is a two-way street, or some other nice and happy word which doesn’t come to my mind right now.
Not sure what your post about your life story has to do with anything, other then wanting me to not flame you back. whoops, plan backfired.
but I AM sorry for your daughter, and I hope all turns out well. Just had to flame you back… hope you understand 
And your real name is…
holds an index card to his forehead, closes his eyes, and concentrates, humming softly
DEREK SMART!
:rolleyes:
Alex, I’ll take “Things I don’t give a shit about” for $500.00.
As you were…I’ll be waiting…
in a van, down by the river.
You have posted 2 totally asinine things which have made no sense and/or have no relation to anything.
when i say asinine i mean:
as·i·nine adj.
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Utterly stupid or silly: asinine behavior. -
Of, relating to, or resembling an ass.
YOU would be definition number 2.
everybody welcome Troy McClure to the ‘Nobody gives a shit about you!’ club… I dunno if they will let you be the president of that club even though you are the only member. Considering you are already president of the ‘Blatently unorignal names’ club.
Not sure how you figure my birthday is 5/10… maybe i’m just missing out on a really funny joke! or maybe you are missing out on a really funny clue.
Either way, put that in your pipe and smoke it you dickweed
(get it, smoke it, dickweed… haha oh man I deserve a medal for that one.
Now you’re just being an ass for the sake of being an ass. It’s been done before, and a lot better.
Well, now you are being a BIG FAT POOPYHEAD…
(ie; one whose head is big and fat and full of poopy, in such, that he/she/it cannot fathom when someone is trying to lighten up an otherwise explosive situation, therefore, could end up with no friends on certain boards, and also, might end up totally alone,
in a van, down by the river)
See, there’s this amazing thing called “NOT Tailgating people”.
Windshield wiper fluid is a wonderful way to, not only clean your windshield, but to get idiots who are riding your bumper to back off.
Perhaps you might want to reconsider your following distance? Either that, or get used to having your freshly washed hood splashed.
Question 1 who is the crapspewer who posted this slimy lump of rotton horseball sweat.
If your answer was some random skidmark on the ass of the world who can’t tell if he should wipe his face or his ass after shitting all over himself in a drunken stuppor outside a whorehouse.
Then you were correct!
EXACTLY, I’ve been driving a little longer than that, and I drive really big cars (lotsa hood to get “gunk” on, if it were going to happen) and I have never once had windshield washer fluid get on my hood, and in Alaska, during break-up, everybody and their brother uses washer fluid, CONSTANTLY.
Of course, panty-waists like you would have a coronary (though I have a feeling you’re not nearly old enough to have heart trouble) with all the constant little specks of meltwater blowing up on your entire car from traffic, both oncoming, and in front of your car.
Unless you washed your car 3 or 4 times a day, NO ONE has a clean car during that time of year.
Where do you live? The Desert? Boy are you in for a rude shock with what life has to offer if you get this out of joint by a few specks of water on your hood.
Hoo, boy… :rolleyes:
:wally
Esprix
Which is more substance than we’ve seen in your posts and third rate Jarbabyisms.
Don’t worry, Esprix, I’m sure someone will be along shortly to explain (at great length) how the OP really meant “fruits” as a compliment. It was some kind of metaphor where the internet is a tree, and the message boards are branches, and the best and sweetest part of those branches is the fruit, y’see. It was only your personal moral failure to understand the metaphor that led you to defensively assume that he was a putz.
Notice the bolded part…
You must be compensating for something.
But I like how you took my whole post out of context and somehow applied to fuckin Alaska. These are 2 totally different climates… can you guess which one I don’t give a shit about? Everyone knows eskimos don’t drive.
And it is NOT the rainy season or THAT time or year here in California.(not that we have a rainy season anyway.) It’s the beginning of summer jackbottom.
Yea I live in the fucking desert, that barren wasteland right in the smack dab of L.A. Gotta commute over sand dunes in my dune buggy, and fill up my gas tank in the oasis where the arabian guy with a monkey on his shoulder offers me camel rides and sells me magical arabian robes that stop the sand from coagulating in my asscrack.
Must be hard to talk with a mouth full of sand.
Sorry Esprix… I deserved to get burned for that one. Not gonna lie about that. My advice would be to take what I say with a grain of salt… like thats hard to do, mwuahha. I just couldn’t think of another witty expletive at that exact moment in time. Anyway… i’ve done my best not to offend anyone with slurs up until that point.
OK back to my raving.
Giggling my head off!!! I’m A GIRL! So that blows the silly "overcompensating, theory of yours out the window!!!
I drive big cars because here, there is a long icy winter in which to drive, and I feel much safer in a large car, not to mention front wheel drive caddy’s get really good traction.
As to what the break up has to do with your rant? (All the regs are so right, you are a riot!!), well, let me spell it out carefully.
See, there are about 600,000 Alaskans who all manage to survive having their cars spotty and grimy for long periods of time and who don’t even give possible windshield “offspray” from other vehicles a thought. Whereas YOU have a major hissy fit from a little offspray.
YOU are not even being able to withstand a few little water spots on your hood. Are you incapable of taking a damp rag and polishing up the “owies” on your pwecious ricemobile? Aside from the fact that it’s unlikely that in the hot dry air (as YOU describe) that much water is going to manage to land anyway), even if some did land, it’s not as if you are going to have a completely covered or befouled hood.
I find it very hard to believe that a yoga instructor would have such problems with anger management, and be so AR.
Oh Please. Just because I live in AK, doesn’t mean I haven’t been to the states. I have family in CA and have dated guys from there wherein I traveled to beautiful San Francisco, or Orange County and spent time there getting to know them. I lived in SoCal as a child and I’ve been there many times over the years, and yes, it rains in CA.
Oh you poor thing!!! howEVER did you manage to find coagulating sand? And up your poor AR butt no less!!! (and even more astounding, you actually spelled it correctly).
You’re so cute when you get all foamy at the mouth!!
Nah dude, you are confusing yoga with the night your parents concieved you.
I have my own scale about your opinion… it is a scale from 1 to fuck you… your current rank is
…wait for it
fuck you!
Oh man thank you so much, what a weight off my mind. Here I was, completely oblivious to the correct spelling of a word, when the messiah of the english language enlightens me to my wrong doings.
This changes my whole argument now… sorry for misrepresenting the letter E in ambulance to all my loving fans. I hope I can redeem myself in your eyes mr. spellcheck hijacker.
Now that the sarcasm is over with, let me throw some personal attacks and insults your way…
how many times must people on this board tell you unofficial spell checkers that NO ONE GIVES A SHIT. YOUR POST IS JUST A COMPLETE WASTE OF MY 3 SECONDS IT TOOK FOR ME TO READ YOUR HIJACK. YOU COULD HAVE SPENT THE TIME IT TOOK FOR YOU TO TYPE THAT REMOVING ALL THOSE BLUNT METAL OBJECTS FROM YOUR ASS. HOW MANY OF YOUR 10000 POSTS HAVE BEEN TO INTERRUPT PEOPLE WITH YOUR DUMBASS COMMENTS PROCLAIMING YOUR SUPIRIOR INTELLIGENCE BECAUSE YOU KNOW HOW TO SPELL A WORD.
Fighting ignorance at the cost of being an annoying jerk off is not a good trade off. Go play scrabble with your awesome skill in spelling. Only takes 7 letters to spell ASSWIPE! get a triple word score with that and you can triumph in your mastery of the english language with the rest of your buddies in the ‘association of circle jerking scrabble players’.