I once got into a fistfight with a shitstain just like your friend, who was probably trying to impress the girl sitting next to him. So fuck you too.
Gee, I rather like being able to see out of my windshield. Makes my driving much safer.
What ticks me off is when I squirt my own fucking windshield wiper fluid and it goes in through my sunroof and land all over me. Now, that’s piss worthy. 
I found that as long as I was moving, the sunroof could stay open. Yes, it was a bit of a surprise the first time I cleaned the windshield at a stoplight.
I wonder how long before the OP starts a new rant about people breathing his air.
<The Kids Next Door>YAAAYY!! SQUIRTGUNS!</The Kids Next Door>
Especially if its as lame as the OP. Window washer fluid? But the cranky semi-meltdown afterwards was partly redeeming.
4.5/10.
Lessee here, the OP posts a rant about (gasp shock horror!!) the unconscionable outrage of droplets of water landing on his car, then proceeds over three freaking pages to flame anyone who has the temerity to suggest that he might not have much to rant about…
What’s the OP? c’mon everyone, chant along with me:
“Gimme a T! Gimme an R! Gimme an O…”
Though I gotta admit, “I use my blinkers and shit” and “I AM WRIGHT AND YOU ARE RONG” had me howling.
Damn, I wish I’d read this thread last night while the funny stuff was still in here. I have a distinct feeling I missed some comedy gold. Oh, well.
As for the original rant, I give it about a 2. Poorly worded and spelled, moronic topic, utter lack of creativity with the cursing/insults, general lack of flow, and no redeeming humor. The follow-up, however, was amusing enough to bump it up to about a 3.
No, they spell it ambulance..
Hope this helps.
Goddamn.
Right now I’m feeling just about absolutely fucking brilliant.
Especially when you found out that the OP is WRIGHT AND YOU ARE RONG.
It was about the time the second puppet entered the conversation that I started to get the feeling that the OP was putting us on. I have to admit, if he was, it was pretty damned funny.
I had a fun time last night. But people, what is wrong with flaming people back who flame you. thats just plain tit for tat. Sure my lame ass rant was pointless to you sitting in your nice chair in the comforts of your home. At the time however, I was a tad aggrevated that people do this. Sure it’s a little bit of water, but fuck, if i had washed my car it would have totally dirtied up my hood and window. Luckily I don’t ‘believe’ in car washes, Just drive in circles for a few hours while it rains.
I was not as pissed as I put out about the windshield wiper fluidness, but at the people who flamed me. Anyway, all in good fun.
And as for the 3 other trolls who joined us in this little joyride through asshole-ville, sorry about that. Just a couple of my homies who i wanted to show this flame war. Did not think they would all pitch in thier 2 cents. Although i don’t think they should be banned for it, They did try to throw a few gallons of gasoline on the burnring car wreck, also known as my lame ass rant.
Anyway, I’m at work right now, so when I get time i’ll continue to defend myself against the onslaught of these creampuff mah fuckaz.
But alas… i’m fuckin busy right now, so hold on.
Nope. I guess what you’re trying to say is that he changed lanes too close in front of you without signalling. Next time, use the secrect code words: “changed lanes”.
Back off, man, or I’ll flick a booger on your windshield.
Actually, I used to drive a car that had too powerful of a pump for the washer fluid. If I tried to use the washer while the car was moving more than about 20 mph, the fluid would go clear over the car and hit the car behind me. Your experience must have been karmic balance in operation–to balance out all the cars I sprayed with clean washer fluid, so they got clean for free, your car got sprayed with not-so-clean fluid.
It’s all about the balance.
Hey guys, can you stop the cursing for a bit? I’m trying to write a book here… “My Favorite Raves From the Pit”.
I love it!
BTW Macabresoul, you know how to break er bend the laws of physics?
I am still confused about putting shit in the windscreen cleaning water. Does it, like, give you an instant tinted windscreen effect? That would help going west down the 101 in the evenings. Isn’t the smell a problem, or do you just get used to it?
Hey! I resent that, I’m a native Californian and I like to believe I’m somewhat normal. Of course, I’m a Northern California native and that makes all the difference. 
DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN!!! lezlers beat me to it!!!
Yeah! I’m from California and I’m practically normal, too! Dammit, where’s my crystals? You’re gettin’ my aura all cloudy…
Okay, I may regret this for the rest of my days, but, I kinda, sorta, agree with the OP. First, I like to keep my car looking presentable and because I live in an apartment where they don’t allow washing cars that means I have to pay someone to do it or carve out the time to do it myself. Dirty water sprayed over my car neccessitates another wash or I slink around town in a grubby go-mobile. And all I want to do is put a well-groomed foot forward, make my family proud, you know? Granted, not the end of the world, but it’s a pisser.
As for the tail-gating thing, I have had my eyes opened on this. Yep, if I hadn’t been fairly close to the windshield-washer I wouldn’t have been sprayed. However, in the two cases I’ve been sprayed while driving I wasn’t tail-gating toooo much, maybe four or five car lengths. The first time the sprayer actually cut into my generous buffer zone and then started the wipers. He was totally distracted, talking on a cell, not using his mirrors or blinkers, hell, he could have been shitting (maybe that was it!). The second guy who sprayed me was much closer, but in an adjacent lane. My car was covered in muck and I couldn’t see for a few very frightening seconds. Who knows what could have happened with a less-experienced driver, or if there’d been someone merging into my lane in front of me? I could have rear-ended them in the time it took me to find a teeny clear patch of window and then fumble my own wipers on.
For me, I just think it’s a good idea to take care of the maintainance stuff when your car isn’t hurtling down the road at sixty plus miles an hour. If it gets dirty since you’ve started driving that day, pull into a service station or something. It won’t kill you to take a couple of minutes to do the job right and it just could kill you if you don’t. But then again, I’m one of those freaks who thinks when you’re driving, you should actually be concentrating on the serious job of driving. Now I’ll climb down off my lovely soapbox. Mother Hen Spinningplates is done.
How to have fun on the “PCH”…
First, you need to have a rear windshiled washer and sprayer.
Take a straight pin and rotate the nozze up.
Now test - you should be able to spray a good fifteen feet behind your car. Adjust the nozzle to make sure it fires straight.
Go driving and wait for someone who doesn’t like water to pull up 4 or 5 car length behind you (look for blinkers).
Hit the rear washer button and “pee” on their hood.
Log on to your favourite message board and wait.
Life’s more fun when you have a Tail Gun.