First off, anything I said was in jest as indicated by the smiley.
It is obvious to practically anyone reading this thread that you are simply an ignorant, uneducated, immature, illiterate, spoiled, whiny ass fucking punk.
BTW you fucktard, I have a degree in math (taught HS & college) and minored in physics w/ a masters, you pathetic neophyte.
Now, lets get back to the original rant genius and take you’re goddamned socks off when you go.
damned that felt good, thanks 
You should go back and read the barely intelligible tripe you claim as language. When you get out of high school and actually take a drivers test, you will learn that respect is a two way street, especially on the open road. I’m not here to prove a damned thing to an imbecile who can barely write in his native tongue. (assuming) You could be from anywhere and just decided it would be fun to make an ass of himself on this message board.
It is probably very funny to children such as yourself.
Good night.:rolleyes:
Sorry if I took this to heart, you are correct in that this is/was/should be in jest as I stated earlier. I don’t come here to make enemies.
Perhaps we can all learn something from this. It’s better to keep the hostility OFF the road and vent elsewhere. Here’s as good a place as any. (I really was pulling your leg before, sorry if you didn’t catch it)
I’m driving my daughter to Dallas in the morning. She’s got an early appointment at Children’s Hosp., she has MD. Damn I hate early traffic in BigD.
Since you posted again, while I was typing this, I’ll tell ya this. I did my undergrad work at Sam Houston State and my grad, work at UT…I will turn 41 on the first of June. Sorry to disappoint you. …and my wife just walked in and said that I needed to come to bed.
yippee…
Let’s all lighten up and wish macabresoul a happy birthday (5/10).
MS, it would be wise to not come in with all guns a’blazin, however.
Wow. I never thought I’d have the chance to meet the first three people in line for tickets to vacation on Venus. All this time I thought Kornbluth had been writing fiction.
Oh just so ya know Dog I been ridin bikes for… shit…25 damned years now…I know whats up. Keep it clean guys.
I’m outta here…gnite & PEACE 
::cues up the theme to “Car Wash”::
speaking of wash…with apologies to Travis Bickle:
“All the animals come out at night. Trolls, sockpuppets, false aliases, idiots, morons, sick, venal. Someday a real Mod’ll come and wash all this scum out off the BBQ Pit.”
Oh, shit!
My “throught” hurts from laughing.
That had to be one of the most beautifully incoherent posts I’ve read!
You, sir, are a genius, or an idiot savant, or hallucinating.
Hey, mac, are you one of those yoga dudes who can suck water up their buttholes and then fart it out? If you are, you’d make an interesting variation of the windshield washer. :eek:
Moderation note: I have removed posts from three trolls in this thread. I’m fairly sure that I didn’t miss any. Sorry about any continuity problems, but I’m not ABOUT to go back and edit posts again.
Lynn
For the Straight Dope
Coming late to this thread, I must say, is a slightly surreal experience.
The trolls, and their posts, are gone … but their (ahem) contributions are still discernible from the posts around them. Like shadows photographed on concrete at Hiroshima … the negative image remains, of the hapless creatures vaporized by the megaton blast of the wrath of Lynn … eerie. Spooky.
Not a bad spiel from the late Fobik-X, but just a couple of mistakes in there that, if corrected, would put the cherry on the top:
This post brought to you by the Random Capitalization Council[sup]TM[/sup].
Oh, and just what is a pile of refuse anyway?
Garbage. Pron. “REFF-yooss”.
You’re telling me. I spent two pages wondering why there were no links to all the hilarious posts people were quoting.
Would that we all could be so thorough.
Or maybe not.
This is indeed a surreal thread.
It merely reinforces my opinion that the entire native population of California should be sold into chattel slavery and replaced with… perhaps Albanians. Or maybe the OP can simply be deported to Albania. That would be amusing all around.
I hope I don’t count. I’m not a native Californian.
Oh God, page 1 of this rant is the funniest fucking thing I have read in a long time. I laughed REALLY feckin’ hard, I fell over, tears rolled down my cheeks. Dude, you were tailgaiting, but FUCK if you didn’t crack me the hell up. There are so many things that absolutely slew me, I won’t even bother with the quote feature. Thanks. For a moment I forgot all about him (scowl) and this stupid frickin’ paper I’m supposed to be writing. Now back to the grind.
The SDMB and productivity do not mix. Damn, damn, damn.
man that was a interesting thread. damn funny too… but…
So i’ve never taken physics… but I did watch someone spraying their water on the freeway today. it went up EASILY 15 feet(granted, it was at 80 mph), and proceeded to mist.
Having driven down PCH many times 2-3( not his 5) car lengths at 50 mph is perfectly normal. dropping from 15 feet would take 1/2 a second. The other 1/2 could probably be accounted for by the upward arch of the water spray and the wind resistance on misted water. I don’t see how you people find it so implausable that water hit his car from a distance of 60-80 feet @ 50 mph or so.
oh yea, PCH runs through lots of hills. That could easily have effected the distance water could have hit his car.