Now, since mac seems to be able to read at least, I wanna know if our yogini gets irritated with the powers that be when it rains 
This is why I leave my car in the garage and walk everywhere. That way the world can’t lay waste to it’s pristine beauty.
I mean sure, I’m still pissed about the need of others to have a clear and glare-free view whilst driving, but at least it doesn’t affect me on the sidewalk.
Now to go after those fuckers with BO walking within my olfactory range. Goddamn I’m enraged by them!
I think someone would give you a good, hard kick.
Soap isn’t going to neutralize the acid. The best way to get rid of acidic compounds is by dillution with straight water. Just water. Surfactants (like soaps) help water to dissolve non-polar things like mud and grease, but just plain water would be best at dissolving acidic compounds. We use soaps for the oils and the grease - not the acidic or basic compounds.
This of course has no relevance to the “inconsiderate” use of windshield wiper fluid. Macabrefanta-X, what was the guy supposed to do, pull over? Would you have pulled your spoiler endowed Civic to wash the grime off of the "NO FEAR’ decal on your windshield?
“there are no stupid questions, just stupid people.”
No damn it, you are missing the point completely. It’s a very simple concept which i will explain to you in a few easy to understand sentences. please take notes.
‘I’ think it is inconsiderate to use your wipers when driving on the road at high speeds. I use mine usually in the residential area around my house, so as not to disturb the nice person behind me whilst I drive on city streets.
Let me make a cute little analogy for you all!
Say i’m a half blind moron who has retained my drivers license because someone forgot to tell me it’s been revoked. I can’t see well in the night because my cornea has been scratched away by my fingers trying to stop the hallucinations due to my dementia. I like to drive at night with my highbeams on. It’s my car, my property, not bothering anyone right. Hell I can see better so I won’t crash into anyone!
But the dude in front of me can’t see anything in his rearview mirrors because my lights are so blindingly bright that he has 3 blinds spots around his car now. He crashes and dies and is buried in a flaming grave in a van down by the river.
So the moral of the story is:
Sure that guy is wiping his gunky shit off his windshield, but it is affecting me when his flying hunks of horse shit cling to my window like i just killed a flying… well… horse.
but i digress… fuck you, don’t judge me.
You take yourself way way WAY too seriously, mac.
I tried to lighten the mood, but… oh well.
As for my supposed stupidity? buzzer try again.
I thought the rant about the windshield-washing fluid was fine; I’m not sure about the ambulance thing though:
That sounds to me like another way of saying he merged into traffic. Are you leaving something out? Did he change lanes, or did he just come into your lane because the onramp was ending? I’m sure you realize that a person getting on the freeway has to pull in front of somebody at some point, unless it’s the kind of onramp where they add a lane and it just continues in that lane. So I’m thinking you just aren’t explaining it right.
Oh… now you’re one of those high-beam abusers.
I have some driving lamps you’ll want to meet.
Last time I turned them on, airplanes started circling me.
They’ll probably blister the paint on a car they shine on.
But then… I’d better not drive behind you. You’d probably wash your windshield or something.
You’re damned lucky it wasn’t a crazy SOB you were tailgating. He only sprayed you with a little water. Another driver might have done a lot worse. I’ve sprayed a few assholes that wouldn’t back off before.
Think about it…next time you might not be so lucky. It could be a cup of ice water, a handful of change, etc. or something really fucking bad. Wise up and have a little respect before you get yourself hurt.
No it was fine the way I explained it. It’s the onramp right before the 710 freeway South on the 405. the onramp doesn’t end, the bitch keeps going till you hit the 710. Let me replay the transcipt of my brain for you:
“ok ambulence, hmm don’t they spell ambulence backwards on the front for morons who don’t know what big red/white vans are?”
"hmm ok one coming up next to me, gonna ease off the gas, let him get ahead of… HOLY MOTHER OF FUCK TURN FUCK WATCH OUT HOLY SHIT!.. That asshole cut me off!
so you see, when i say some asshole cut me off, it is not code word for i tried racing the motehr fucker while his lights were on carrying 4 critically wounded orphans with gunshot wounds… cutting me off means he cut me off without any reason.
All except for the last sentence which is pretty funny yet sadly true… wtf are you talking about.
and to cortana, sorry, didn’t mean to get serious upside yo head. Just trying to show you the method to my madness.
I swear, there must be alot of Chris Farley/SNL fans on this board. I have read (somewhere) a few times lately, someone goes on some tangent, and ends up:
“in a van, down by the river”
I still picture that guy, lecturing the kids…and howl, it seemed no one could ever keep a straight face doing that skit.
Thanks for the laughs gang!
Hey I was being serious… where do you think all thosing flaming van caskets end up!!
The best one is where he lectures in spanish. Wish I knew how to translate in a van down by the river into spanish, was comedy i tell ya.
Ok, to show you guys how loopy I am right now…I was explaining to my SO this thread, and laughing about the “Down by the river” remarks…meandering down memory lane, so to speak…when I stopped and asked my honey “He’s dead, isn’t he?” refering to Chris Farley.
He said "Ya, I think he O.D.'d…
in a van, down by the river!!"
{I am SOOOO SORRY for that!!! I will apologize more…when I am not giggling and snorting so much}
hahahaha oh man that is hilarious.
That reminds me, i need to write my will and make sure they put that on my tombstone.
“rest in peace dear macabresoul, who was taken away from this world by [insert grousome death here] in a van down by the river.”
Well, I tell ya…he must’ve had one HELL of a washer pump. At ONLY 45 mph the water still soaked your ass down and you were what, a hundred feet behind him?
California’s got some strange physics going on or you’re just a little bit full of shit (what were you smokin?)
sarcasm…get it? 
What are your people smoking, and where can I get some?
Damn that was right on time Kallessa
My old '65 Ford pickup ain’t got no sparyer…if I has a flat I’m just down the river w/out a paddle…haw-haw
Not sure what smoking an illegal narcotic has to do with my bowel movements.
But before i go to bed I must insult one more pusbag on the grounds of WE ALREADY WENT OVER THIS, AND I AM WRIGHT AND YOU ARE RONG. Being that i was about 60 feet behind him… which is a more accurate number. The water splashed up with an upward velocity of 4.02… ok I’m making this shit up, go back to page 1/2. Learn yourself before you burn yourself, flamer.
And the only wierd physics California has is the ungodly momentum my foot will have while being jammed up your ass cavity.
Call me when evolution catches up with you, monkey ass.
When the war on ignorance has been won, this thread is going to be mentioned in the same breath as Stalingrad.