Windshield Wiper Fluid... and the assholes who use it

[lezlers]

so how was yoga today Fanta?

[Reeder]

Somebody stop him.

It’s becoming enjoyable.

[lezlers]

Originally posted by Fanta *
**
hmmm… what’s wrong w/ a civic? are you trying to criticize all the people in the world that drives a civic? just because other people cannot afford a better car or maybe they just want one that’s fuel efficient, that allows you to smack talk like that? and how would you know that i drive a civic? how interesting.*

I knew it! So comon’, how big is the spoiler?

**i don’t plan on watching 2 fast 2 furious either. **

Riiiiight.

[auntnut]

And, I think you might have misunderstood your friend, cause MY friend told me that the people on this board had REALLY BIG ASSES and very small brains…and I looked and looked for the BROADS SIDING BARNS, but they must have had the day off.

[lezlers]

*Originally posted by Fobik-X *
**Haha, yeah mac told me too this is some funny shit… **

Okay, now this is fucking lame. Can we get a mod in here?

[lezlers]

*Originally posted by Fanta *
**oh look, now there’s fobik-x, and he actually said that mac showed him the msg boards, hmmm… does that mean that…

1. that’s another nickname created by mac?
2. yet ANOTHER nickname created by mac again?
3. you’re just a fucking idiot that thinks everyone that’s supporting mac IS mac himself? **

I believe the answer to that question is #1 and #2.

[macabresoul]

*Originally posted by lezlers *
**so how was yoga today Fanta? **

Actually it was yesterday. It was good, I am sore today. Too many standing poses after taking 3 days off :smack:

But to reiterate. No, We are not the same people damn it.

Oh well… think whatcha want. I think i’m gonna start a rant abouty starting rants.

[lezlers]

I was talking to Fanta. Are you finally admitting you’re the same person?

[Venoma]

*Originally posted by macabresoul *
** I am very considerte of other drivers, i use blinkers and shit.
**

I have to say this is the funniest thing I’ve read in a while.

By the way… get a new rant. Try driving your shiny, new, just been washed car somewhere where they use salt on icy roads. You don’t need anyone else on the road to get ‘toilet water’ on your car. God forbid it rained! Would you be ranting at him too? (I’m sure the rain in CA isn’t that much cleaner than the stuff coming off that person’s windshield - it does leave ‘water spots and crap’)

Also, before you throw around the 'what are you, a -insert major here- there’s a lot of everyone on this board, and that person isnt, the next one likely is…

BTW, I think I’ll use this on the next convertible riding my ass with his top down. Thanks!

[Cortana]

I’m so driving down to Laguna beach this weekend, and looking for triplets driving a car with a dirty windshield, constant-on blinkers, and a back seat full of shit.

I’m gonna run some hose out from the water-injection nozzles over my intercooler, up the A-pillars, to the roof… and then I’ll just WAIT…
those things shoot about a quart / 30 seconds. I could mix in some naval dye marker, too… you know… the flourescent green stuff.

I’m gonna find you if I have to stalk every yoga studio in Laguna Beach. And I’m gonna spray you.

really
honest.

[Medea_s_Child]

*Originally posted by Fanta *
**do you just have a major degree in physics and chemistry? “so, the windshield wiper fluid molecules, after collecting the dirt and debris on the windshield, now weighs heavier, therefore according to the laws of gravity, will now fall to the ground much faster” or some shit like that?

**

Did anyone else die laughing at this point? (for the record, Chem Eng major, hope it counts as a major degree, because I’m not taking any more physics than I already have.)

And now, on a physics note, everything falls at 32 ft per second, per second, before you take into account wind resistance, but that’s going to be about the same for water with or without crap. Your car was a second behind the water producing car, right? So for the water to fall on your hood, it would have to be 32 feet above your hood when it started falling. Ish. I’m not in the mood to do the calculations with wind resistance and parabolas tonight, I’m tired. But its pretty safe to say that if you were a second back from the car in front of you, you would not have gotten water on your hood. Your response to being an idiot tailgater is why God made Prozac. And, admittedly, heroin.

I am willing to try the driving experiment though. Stupid shit like that is what summer break is for.

[macabresoul]

Medea’s child, i’m not gonna quote your ass because I think your Chem Eng Majored ass does not deserve that honor. Let me point you to exhibit A, titled PAGE FUCKING ONE. go read it, and you will find out we have already covered this shit. Water SPRAYS!!! misty water particle shits do NOT fucking fall at 32 feet per second. Don’t they teach you that in “nifty stuff water does that chemical engineers need to know” class.

Thank you all for spinning the wheel of dumbass. step right up and try your luck!

[Venoma]

*Originally posted by Fobik-X *
**Im glad you are sure, but if you had clue you might think different… First of all yes salt is bad. But in CA it does not rain often, also CA is one of the most highly poluted states in the nation. Combine those 2 what do you get… acid rain you fuck nut… man how hard is it to under stand that. In washington were I live atleast it rains all the time so we dont get the heavy acid rain, unless its the first ran of the fall. I would take salt over acid any time… the salt can usaly be washed off before it starts eating at the paint, how ever acid starts effecting the paint pretty fast. **

Thank you for reiterating my point! Yes, there is acid rain in CA! (gives Fobik-X a cookie). I presume there was no acid in the windshield washer fluid of our OP’s agressor. Also, you’re insane to think that you can ‘wash off salt before it starts eating at the paint’ as you would literally have to wash the car every. single. time you took it out in the winter.

I could see this really really clearly on my black car, which is less than 4 years old and already has underbody rust and miniature holes in the doors at the bottom - one winter I washed it weekly and it still didn’t help. Drive down the road, sides of the car were white again. Think of the underbody damage.

BTW, namecalling doesn’t make you look any smarter.

[Michael_Ellis]

*Originally posted by macabresoul *
No man, it doesn’t even have to do with the dumb wipers anymore. It has to do with the assholes who replied with asshole-like comments. It pissed me off when it happened because it’s happened on rare occasion before. What pissed me of is the lack of understanding to my terrible problem,

Go fuck yourself with a clue, shitfucker.

[auntnut]

*Originally posted by Cortana *
**I’m so driving down to Laguna beach this weekend, and looking for triplets driving a car with a dirty windshield, constant-on blinkers, and a back seat full of shit. **

YOU OWE ME A FUCKING KEYBOARD CORTANA!!!

[Venoma]

*Originally posted by Fobik-X *
**There is too acid in the washer fluid grim mix… **

I said fluid. Not fluid grime mix. Yes, i realize there is going to be some pollution on the car (why else wash your windows?)

Fobix, do you like beating dead horses? Honestly, I can’t see what you’re really arguing with here other than me pointing out that it’s a pretty minor thing to worry about windshield washer fluid (and the grime mixed in it) hitting your car.

[Venoma]

I was correcting your misreading of my post, re the fluid (out of bottle) vs dirty icky ewie stuff hitting the hood of your car… or the window… or something.

(in other words, OF COURSE ITS BETTER FOR ME TO )

[macabresoul]

*Originally posted by Michael Ellis *
**Go fuck yourself with a clue, shitfucker. **

how about you sit under me while i Shite myself a clue, fuckshitter

[Venoma]

Fobik, I think you need reading comprehension class.

I say ‘wouldn’t something like rain be just as bad’ and you rail at me about acid rain. You then tell me that acid rain is worse than salt… which it’s not. I correct your miscomprehensions a few more times and you pick out a technicality and tell me I’m smoking something, when my original post was not about that in the first place.

sigh

[samarm]

macabre - I don’t think it’s intentional, but you are one FUNNY guy!