[looks in her drivers training manual…can’t find ANY reference to “using turn signals and shitting”]
ummm…what state are you from?? California???..hmmmm, I lived there in the late 70’s…have the laws changed that much?
I’m just pissed at all those fucking fuckers who think they can drive on the roads too. MY TAXES PAID FOR THAT FREEWAY.
I pretty much also spray my wiper fluid whenever i feel like it, and I could give a rat’s ass if it gets on some tailgater’s car hood.
Come to think of it, that may be a good way to deal with tailgaters. Thanks for the idea, macabresoul.
(Or should I say Fanta?)
Okay, how many posts did the MiQ…er, OP make after promising that an earlier post was the last one? Feel free to give both numbers–the one not including Fanta and the one including those two posts.
No man, it doesn’t even have to do with the dumb wipers anymore. It has to do with the assholes who replied with asshole-like comments. It pissed me off when it happened because it’s happened on rare occasion before. What pissed me of is the lack of understanding to my terrible problem,
Yes it is when it is filled with toxic chemicals and bird shit.
Thank you for your keen understanding. It was never meant as a piece of literature meant to be dissected by these ballnuggets. Next time i will try to rant about something that annoys YOU, rather than me. Because, you know, the world revolves around your massive cranium where all the knowledge of the universe is stored.
Keep it coming fuckers, I got all night.
Heh.
and I am NOT fanta you fruits. Not my fault this dude ses the light!
Okay, mac (and Fanta), I gotta know…
What year is your Civic? How big is your spoiler? When is 2 Fast 2 Furious coming out?
Hey, macabresoul wasn’t your birthday on the 10th? Happy birthday.
If you didn’t want anyone to comment, I have some advice - get a LiveJournal. Because once you post it on a public message board, it’s fair game for commentary.
Man, here I was feeling the Sunday (yes, I know it’s really Monday) night blues and here you come along, a little pint size package of spunk and rage to get me laughing again.
Thanks.
I really dug that “I use blinkers and shit” like too. That clinched it.
This is getting out of hand here. You can’t keep track of the OP’s ID’s without a scorecard.
Ok everybody slow…take a deep breath…
hold it…
hold it…
ok…back at it.
macabresoul ?
Forgive me for peeking at your profile… but you’re a yoga teacher? :eek:
Ahhhhh fergetaboutit. auntnut’s got me cracking up again.
Daizy
You know what’s really funny? Fanta just registered today.
Dude, how old are you??
I was just thinking the same thing Daizy.
Someone needs to do some deep breathing and relaxation…
Hey…maybe we are all just bored to tears with absolutely no lives of our own and somehow are able to live vicariously thru others rants…
Or maybe, just maybe, some of us didn’t get invited to the neighborhood BBQ and, even tho we got drunk last year and peed all over the charcoal brickettes, that is NO REASON NOT TO INVITE ME THIS YEAR!!!
Or maybe, just maybe, SOME PEOPLE WHO GET PISSED OFF BECAUSE THEY HAD A SHITTY DAY AND WANT TO SPAR WITH EVERYONE WHO CROSSES THEIR PATH!!!
ummmm…what was the question?
Picture a rainy, autumn day. The car in front of you was obviously parked under a large maple tree. Such lovely colors. The driver finally decides that seeing through the windshield would be a novel approach and turns on the wipers. FWAP…FWAP…FWAP… wet leaves smacking on my windshield. Now since I can’t see, I pass my autumn colors on to the next guy. And it goes on and on…
Now you may return to your fistfight…
haha yup.
“downward dog mother fuckers, no don’t look at me let your head hang. WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING IN THE CORNER!!!”
no i’m not like this in real life. Just can’t be civil when mofo’s be callin you out, knowwhatimean?
Here’s the REAL kicker right here. I was driving to yoga when this dude sprayed me with his crapshield water.
how do you like dem apples, lol.
Hehehehe:D Good one Fanta…welcome to da boards!
fanta…I’m thinking this is your third handle today.
Am I right?