oh, and if you were really 5 car lengths behind, there’s no way his fluid could’ve landed on your car.
But nice try.
The lamest rant.
EVAH!!!
Did this water on your hood stall your car.
What!
Other than get on your hood, what the fuck did it do!
sheesh!
My car is 16 feet long, let’s say you were doing 50mph, 5 car lengths back (using my car as an example). That’s 80 feet.
50mi/hr * 5280ft/mi * 1hr/60min * 1min/60sec = 73 feet per second. Dude, you were following too closely. Wash your hood.
What a fucking shitstain in the underpants of humanity.
Yes, you, tailgating OP guy. Physics are against you here, there’s no way you were that far back and only going 45-55 and having the water hit your hood.
Water mixed with rubbing alcohol certainly never damaged a car, so calm the fuck down and stop calling us the assclowns.
By the way, most of the time, emergency vehicles only use their lights in an emergency situation, not for routine transport. Allow him to merge and you won’t get cut off.
And I thought people drove bad in Michigan.
Anyone ever told you that you aren’t a physics major, and if you were you would be a really shitty one?
Ok now i think you are just trying to be a shithead for shithead’s sake.
Fuck my car, thats beyond the point right now. He was just being inconsiderate is all i’m saying. I am very considerte of other drivers, i use blinkers and shit.
Just wait till you drive your shiny, just been cleaned car down the road one day and some dickranger does this to you. Then the dick of karma will be shoved in your eye so you can see where i’m comiing from.
Also, that was some freaky Matrix III, Rebooted water droplets to hang suspended in the air for over a second until your car ran up underneath them, too.
If you really have that big of a problem with windsheild wiper fluid hitting your car, maybe you should stay the fuck off the roads - way worse stuff could hit it next time. Get a fucking GRIP!
Seriously -I’ve had my driver’s license for 22 years, and have never EVER had a problem with wiper fluid hitting my car.
Geez.
This is lame. If my windshield’s dirty, then I’m going to use my washer fluid to clean it so I can see where I’m going. If my water gets on your car, then you’re driving way too close. Back off, go home, and take a nap.
umm ok thats 1.12 seconds or whatever. Thanks you for proving my point for me. And for all you people who have never interacted with this strange liqued called ‘water’, it is not solid you dumbfucks, It sprays… You know, like mist and shit. Leaving water spots and all kinds of gross watery shit.
But it’s ok, i’ve noticed the current trend in the pit is to find everything wrong with the rant and attack the OP. My ass is open for all of you to kiss, take a number please.
:eek:
ummm…wouldn’t that mess up the inside also?
It was washer fluid dickhead, not hydrochloric acid.
Maybe your pants are too tight, because it’s preventing the flow of blood to your brain.
No, this is one of the stupisdest rants ever. I won’t be kissing your ass, it’s got water and shit all over it.
Hmmm. First post…registered in May 2003…
Writes much like the OP…
I’m just sayin’ :dubious:
Ok…I admit it. I freaking SCREAMED laughing at this line. I’m sooooo making it my new sig line. 
Daizy
Water is gross??
:eek: :eek:
It has happened (but only when I’ve been following too closely, or waiting behind a car at a light and there’s a stiff wind), and I’ve said, “Hmm” or “Drat.” At no time did my blood pressure rise. Mm, karma.
My point is that you’re either really fucking anal retentive about your car, or you’re pulling our legs and just trying to act that way.
Dude, windshield wipers are standard equipment on a car, just like blinkers. If you’re going to go off the fucking deep end every time someone around you uses them or commits other extremely minor “offenses”, your life will be short and sad I fear - high blood pressure can be nasty.
This has to be the weakest and most silly rant I have ever seen in the pit.
And I’ve seen some weak ones.
It’s 101, assmonkey.
This has got to be the most asinine rant I have read in a while. Geez, junior, get a life.
As a hi-jack…
In high school my best friend had a piece of shit Gremlin. We discovered that we could turn the spray hoses sideways and shoot wiper fluid (usually just water), right through open windows of passing cars. Oh to have that little jewel and to be driving in macabresoul’s neighborhood!
[Nelson Muntz]
HA, HA!
[/Nelson Muntz]
:wally