Winter's a-coming! Season of Death Mini-Rants

[kaylasdad99]

@Lynn_Bodoni

We’ve bought a house. And my husband has given out MY email address to the electric and phone and cable company, instead of his. There was much shouting on my part. After I had calmed down a bit, I explained to my husband that I WILL delete all emails from these companies, and I WILL block all email from them in the future. He wanted me to get a spam email address. I told him to do this himself, and never, ever give out MY email again. I’ve told him before to never give out my email. Ever. He has his own email addresses (at least two that I know of), so he’s perfectly capable of creating a special address. And this is the guy, remember, who has told me that he doesn’t want me giving out his cell phone number. And I have complied with his wishes. If his work calls, if his sister calls…I’ll take THEIR number, and promise to pass on a message. But I don’t give out his cell number, because he asked me not to.

Somehow, he doesn’t seem to understand that I have my own privacy concerns and wishes.

Yeah, I just got more spam from one of the companies that he signed me up with, wanting me to compare energy rates. And yeah, I’ve blocked that domain. But I shouldn’t have to.

I’m sorry that you had to put up with your husband being inconsiderate and disrespectful of you and your things, Lynn.

And, not to go all Shot From Guns on you, but if he’s done this before, it would seem to be time for you to just go ahead and create yourself a spam email account and tell him to start using that. I realize that this may feel like a capitulation more than an accommodation, but I feel that rolling up the car window when I drive is a capitulation to the rain. If it takes the sting out of it, just create a second spam email account just for him, and tell him that it’s what he’s getting from you for Christmas.

Well, I guess that would be a little harsh. Tell him it’s a housewarming gift.

P.S. Congratulations on your house.

[overlyverbose]

@matt_mcl

No, I will not translate anything for you for $5 a page. $5 a page is less than two cents a word. Try 20 cents a word if you want anything resembling a professional translation.

Stuff like that drove me batshit insane when I was freelancing. That and the people who wanted 50 articles for $50. Assholes.

[purplehorseshoe]

I swear, I’m gonna attempt to pimp-slap the stupid out of the next person I hear say “Ew, I don’t drink milk. That’s just cow mucous!”

No it isn’t, you dumb piece of shit.

You don’t like milk? Fine. Don’t drink it. But stop giving me crap about it - osteoporosis is the chief health concern in my family history - and puh-leeze stop sounding like you don’t even know 3rd grade science. You dumb piece of shit.

[Cat_Whisperer]

Do you tell them that their babies are drinking human mucous? I’d buy cow secretions, but mucous? And, they probably don’t want to know about honey or caviar, either.

ETA: Or, hell, chicken eggs.

[Shot_From_Guns]

Why the fuck do you automatically append your signature to every email? We work for the same company. This is all internal shit. Neither I nor anyone else copied on these messages need to see your contact information, since anything we’d be likely to use is included in the header, and anything else we can look up.

[Bosstone]

@Shot_From_Guns

Why the fuck do you automatically append your signature to every email? We work for the same company. This is all internal shit. Neither I nor anyone else copied on these messages need to see your contact information, since anything we’d be likely to use is included in the header, and anything else we can look up.

I actually do this. :o It just doesn’t feel right to leave an email unsigned.

[Cat_Whisperer]

Don’t the usual work email programs have an option to append a signature to every email? My guess is they have turned that on, and just don’t bother to turn it off.

[Shot_From_Guns]

I’m not talking about something like:

Regards,
Shot

I’m saying it’s:

Regards,
Shot

Shot From Guns
ABC Company, XYZ Division
123 Main Street, Suite 456
Milwaukee, WI 53202
Phone: 414-444-4444
Fax: 414-444-4444
shot.from.guns@abc-co.tld | www.abc-co.tld

ETA: Cat, yes they do. And I’m saying it’s fucking stupid to leave that turned on and leave the signature in all the time, instead of (a) leaving it turned off and just manually hitting the button to insert it when you need it, as in the first email in a chain to someone external, or (b) turning it on but then deleting the redundant signature block when you’re emailing just internal folks or continuing an email chain that already includes the signature information.

[Cat_Whisperer]

Ah, but that would require A. thinking about what they’re doing, and 2. caring about how it affects other people.

[Shot_From_Guns]

Exactly. And the dearth of both A and 2 is what I fucking loathe.

[Bosstone]

While we’re at it on email:

1. The backgrounds just look childish. Come on, these are official emails.
2. Would it kill you to use a font that doesn’t look like you’re writing your email in crayon?
3. The confidentiality notice? You know, the boilerplate one that goes:

Confidentiality Notice: This email, including any attachments is the property of <Company> and is intended for the sole use of the intended recipient(s). It may contain information that is privileged and confidential. Any unauthorized review, use, disclosure, or distribution is prohibited. If you are not the intended recipient, please reply to the sender that you have received the message in error, then delete this message.

Yeah, that doesn’t mean jack shit and you look kind of silly and pompous attaching it to all your emails.

[Shot_From_Guns]

@Bosstone

Yeah, that doesn’t mean jack shit and you look kind of silly and pompous attaching it to all your emails.

That is 100% out of the hands of the employees. It doesn’t appear in their composition windows, and it’s not something they can turn off. It’s automatically appended to every email by their organization’s mail server.

[Bosstone]

@Shot_From_Guns

@Bosstone

Yeah, that doesn’t mean jack shit and you look kind of silly and pompous attaching it to all your emails.

That is 100% out of the hands of the employees. It doesn’t appear in their composition windows, and it’s not something they can turn off. It’s automatically appended to every email by their organization’s mail server.

Not ours. My assistant is the only one in the office whose emails have it. Yeah, I could tell her to get rid of it, but I’m trying not to be too controlling. It only annoys me, but is harmless beyond that.

Besides, it’s silly and pompous when the email server attaches it too.

[Shot_From_Guns]

@Bosstone

Not ours. My assistant is the only one in the office whose emails have it.

Ahaaaaaaaahahaha. Look at her; she wants to feel special. $5 says she copied and pasted it verbatim out of an email she got from someone else.

[Bosstone]

@Shot_From_Guns

@Bosstone

Not ours. My assistant is the only one in the office whose emails have it.

Ahaaaaaaaahahaha. Look at her; she wants to feel special.

Like you wouldn’t believe. When she and I got promoted, she seemed to forget that we’re a small business, not a giant corporation.

[villa]

I know it’s the Season of Death, but it would be pleasant if I could go more than a couple of days without a friend or family member dying. Please?

[purplehorseshoe]

@Shot_From_Guns

Why the fuck do you automatically append your signature to every email? We work for the same company. This is all internal shit. Neither I nor anyone else copied on these messages need to see your contact information, since anything we’d be likely to use is included in the header, and anything else we can look up.

At my company, at least, the damn thing is required, whether it’s internal or external. Now they’ve asked us to add links for our company’s Facebook page, LinkedIn, Twitter etc. with icons for each one. It’s gotten completely out of hand.

[emmaliminal]

@purplehorseshoe

… Now they’ve asked us to add links for our company’s Facebook page, LinkedIn, Twitter etc. with icons for each one. It’s gotten completely out of hand.

:rolleyes: Naturally! because an email is the first place I’d think to look for links to a *reputable *company’s social media.

[Chimera]

Speaking of emails;

Dude, my work/professional email account exists entirely for the purpose of doing my job. I cannot use it for personal reasons. Yes, I sent you an email with my contact information (which is a sig line so I don’t have to type it, nothing more) because there was a chance your issue wasn’t 100% resolved.

THIS DOESN’T FUCKING ENTITLE YOU TO EMAIL ME LINKEDIN INVITES AND OTHER PERSONAL SHIT.

Sure, our professional interaction, all 45 minutes of it, was pleasant. I appreciate that. But it doesn’t make us best buds. Stop sending me shit before I have to create a filter rule.

[Shot_From_Guns]

@purplehorseshoe

At my company, at least, the damn thing is required, whether it’s internal or external.

I can assure you that it is 100% not required in my company. We have headers appended to our emails interally that include such information as our names, our locations, what part of the business we work for, and our extensions/speed dials.

Anybody who includes their standard contact info signature on an internal communication is just being lazy.