With apologies to Britney Spears

The BBQ Pit
1

To the tune of “Oops! I Did it Again”
I think I did it again
I made you believe I’m still a virgin
Oh baby
It might not seem like much
But what you don’t know is I’m reeeeealy butch
Cause to shake my fake boobies
That is so just typically me
Oh baby, baby

Oops! B.D.S.M.
I took out my whip, we started to play
Oops! You think this is fun
Oh, you might wanna ruuuu-uuu-uuun.
I’m Not. That. Talented.

Oh, I’m a dominatrix
I’m hoping all day
Wishing tonight, I could turn some more tricks
I cry, these chains really suck
But the more it hurts, the more I wanna fuck
That is just so typically me

Oops! B.D.S.M.
Go get those hand cuffs, No they’re not for me
Oops! This is getting you off
You wanna leave? Well tooo-oooo-oooo-ough.
I’m Not. That. Talented.

[sub]Thank you, thank you, thank you.[/sub]

2

Does the fact that you created 2 threads exactly like this one cross your mind? I mean just because the other ones aren’t getting any attention it’s ok to make another one? And in the pit of all places? At least you got the placement right on the first 2.

3

Why are you apologizing to Britney Spears? It’s not like she wrote the song. Talentless hack.

4

I’m with Mercutio. Just wondering what the reason for appologizing is?

5

Those were an accident. They happened after the board had timed out and dropped off the face of the earth. I didn’t realize they ever made it until after I posted this one later.

And I wasn’t really apologizing…sarcasm, ya see.