To the tune of "Oops, I Did it Again" by Britney Spears

Oooh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Oooh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

I think I did it again
I made you believe I’m still a virgin
Oh baby
It might not seem like much
But what you don’t know is I’m reeeeealy butch
Cause to shake my fake boobies
That is so just typically me
Oh baby, baby

Oops! B.D.S.M.
I took out my whip, we started to play
Oops! You think this is fun
Oh, you might wanna ruuuu-uuu-uuun.
I’m Not. That. Talented.

Oh, I’m a dominatrix
I’m hoping all day
Wishing tonight, I could turn some more tricks
I cry, these chains really suck
But the more it hurts, the more I wanna fuck
That is just so typically me

Oops! B.D.S.M.
Go get those hand cuffs, No they’re not for me
Oops! This is getting you off
You wanna leave? Well tooo-oooo-oooo-ough.
I’m Not. That. Talented.

[sub]Thank you, thank you, thank you.[/sub]