With Lockdown, How Can I Spend My $1,200?

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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I told myself I would use it on fun, which I need… My car isn’t working, I don’t have uber, etc., and with so much closed down, I’m wondering what I can do. I’m planning life as if its all going to come crashing in a month, illness or whatever.

Anyone have serious ideas?

2

You have been complaining about your one and only computer having serious problems. Order a new desktop and a new laptop, just to be safe.

3

Fix your car?

StG

4

I preordered both a Dr Fauci bobble head and a Covid-19 plush.

I’m eyeing the Best Buy sales for a new TV.

5

Buy some Mort Sahl videos.

6

Sounds like you should forget something fun and get your car fixed.

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What if I only have a month to live?

8

Debauchery, then.

9

I thought about that, but I don’t think there’s a real way to find it.

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Do you drink alcohol? If so, you could buy one of those ridiculously expensive but (according to some) totally worth it bottles of whiskey or wine.

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You don’t find debauchery; it finds YOU. Www.Debauchery.Com seems to be down so good luck.

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No, I don’t drink, but if I did, I’d import a bottle of Unicum from Hungary.

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Well if you only have a month to live, now’s a good time to start.

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You should spend it on rice, beans, and vitamin pills. Then you can live through the Winter after all.

15

I’m using mine to pay my 2019 taxes. I like that I get to pay taxes with the same money twice.

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You know what? I like your style. I wish I could get Unicum again.

Just an hour ago, I opened up the Amazon app and searched for “what can I spend $1200 on?” Here are the results:

  1. DIY Painting by Numbers On Canvas Kit for Adults Beginners - $8.99

  2. Mini DisplayPort to HDMI Display Adapter Cable - $8.99

  3. Native 4K Action Camera 20MP EIS Touch Screen WiFi Waterproof Camera - $89.99

  4. Bed Sheet Set - Brushed Microfiber 1800 Bedding - Wrinkle, Fade, Stain Resistant - Hypoallergenic - $32.99

  5. Sway Control Hitch, 16,000 Lbs Trailer Weight Rating, 1,600 Lbs Tongue Weight - $849

  6. Kindle book ‘How to pay off a mortgage’ - free
    I was really expecting something more helpful. Maybe I will try that search at Best Buy.

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Keep it local and pay for 120 Charter Member or 60 regular renewals. I’m sure Jenny (TubaDiva) would be happy to help arrange this.

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Looking at my list, I do give Amazon credit for correctly assessing my artistic ability.

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I just realized that this is the one time that hookers and blow is not the answer.
How’s your toilet paper supply? And you can donate it all to the Biden campaign.

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Electroshock therapy. I can work out a deal for you.