A big fat jerk who has reproduced
And her big fat friends who are equally obtuse
But I knew that you would find it as funky
As a barrell full of trained radio monkeys.
yes it does it does suck
this isn’t html you know
but hey, what the fuck
All those radio simians
yes indeed
the one we know
is an ass you see
but that’s okay because we know
Kelly is a big ass ho
Thanks for the heads-up; to that I must say
That ‘Pops goes the Fourth’, like this thread, has seen better days.
The poetry here has become a fright
And so, alas, I bid you all good night.
Well, that was an instantaneous thread combustion.
Fireworks, they be everywhere
Landing in my yard, and I glare
Holding my hose, I remain aware
Go ahead punk…if you dare!
Whish! Bang! Boom!
A lit firecracker’s in my room
Snap! Crackle! Pop!
The smouldering’s finally stopped
Slip! Slop! Slap!
Now all my stuff is crap
[Going! To! Store!]
Oh well, I’ll just buy more
Fireworks, fireworks everywhere,
Dry grass burning here and there.
Stop it now I say!
Or Cecil will ban you today.
I just heard fireworks, followed by an engine siren…keep it safe out there tonight, and a happy 4th to all.
Goodnight Jess
We’ll all miss you
This place can be a zoo
But don’t worry
Don’t fear
NCB is always near
Fireworks seem to be illegal
Except in the land of the great Bald Eagle
(Which is funny,
Cause apparently
America has noney.)
Ha! I slay me
Except
I can’t
seem
to
stop
(that was blank verse
I’m not sure which is worse)
Death.
…he says, proving his theory that a poem containing only one word has the incredible property of having every single word within it rhyme with every other. Despite the clever construction, however, critics came down harshly on his masterpiece, claiming the morbid content was a little overwhelming. In an attempt to appease the critics and his readers, he went on to compose yet another astonishing work of a little more light-hearted nature:
Pie.
Stop rhyming now, I mean it!
I challenge your proposal Gornsak,
the mere suggestion is out of whack.
In fact it displays your personal lack,
of couplet skills and scansion knack.
This board boasts masters of rythm and verse,
hope they stop by soon, before the ryhming gets worse.
I hope one of these kings of meter anf rhyme,
will find that they can spare the time,
to drop by to this humble thread,
and fast before somone kills it dead.
My eye is beginning to get an itch,
So I’ll have to scratch and scratch like a bitch.
I think it’s because I’ve been on the computer too long,
Perhaps I’ll sod off and sing a song.
Anybody want a peanut? 
How very strange - you’ve read my mind!
My thoughts were also thus inclined
To dedicate a thread to verse
Of no fixed purpose. (I’ve seen worse
Ideas on which to base a thread.)
Not bad so far, from what I’ve read.
Enough about fireworks, no more Fourth
The Fifth is here! A brand new day!
Into the new we’ll sally forth*
And in the future we will stay.
The boards are quick, that’s some good news
The weekend’s here, which speeds it up.
No weekday folks to sing the blues
Today they drink from Freedom’s cup.
The noble few who post from home
(Tho’ ‘noble’ may not be the word)
Will fill this electronic tome
To fill the void they shall be spurred.
Me? I’m sitting here today
My normal perch beneath my butt
I haven’t anything to say
Which keeps me equal with YOU nuts.
Not gravy shall my topic be
Nor fireworks; nor clever puns
I’ll just keep typing and we’ll see
Who jams my giant rhyming guns.
I’m sure the scantion’s not the best.
The plurals sometimes trip me up.
While most of this can pass the test
Two stanzas higher I hiccup.
I’ll finish now. This poem’s long
The double rhyming makes me sick.
Don’t worry; I’ll be back along
And bust out in some limerick.
Oops, the *…ain’t it cheap as hell to rhyme homophones?
Another for you I do supply, glad to see so many reply!
This is quite an interesting thread,
And a rhyme will add to my street cred,
But now that all things have been said,
Soon off my brain will be ripped,
Writing my excellent script,
It is rather funny,
Though belongs in the dunny,
In fact, off to Korea it should be shipped.