A friend of mine is getting their car dealership license, but before they do that, they’re looking for a witty yet relevant name.
So I turn to you, my fellow dopers.
Suggestions?
What city or part of the country?
Will the dealership specialize in any ‘type’ of car like sporty, economical, foreign, low end, high end?
Midwest. Not sure about specialties. Probably lower end domestics.
Once on a road trip, I passed a garage called Lemon Aide. Thought that was clever. Not what you’re looking for, but it might be a jumping-off point.
“Fast Eddie’s Used Car Lot”.
The Lemon Tree?
Or Jack’s Lemmons?
Heep O’ Junque
Pushit Pullit
'Cahnics Lot
There was a place here once called Jesus Motors. Yes, they were a bunch of flakes.
I think the point is to try to make customers WANT to buy.
Saw a used car dealer in Idaho named, “Fairly Reliable Bob’s”.
It seems to work for Rotten Robbie. 
“Let’s make lemonade together Motors”
Mechanic’s Delights
If it were in Bismark, you could call it Auto von Bismark.
Cheapest price?
Bill O’Sales never fails…
(“I bought a car & here’s my Bill O’Sales”)
cue different recent customers smiling & with arm around “Bill O’Sales” character
Rocket Man’s
(I Think It’s Going To Last A Long, Long Time…)
Zatanna’s
Our name’s last, but our cars do too.
(“We Sell Cars Like Magic”)
The Tin Exchange
Blazing Motors
Spot Wheels (or Tot Wheels)
Detroit Fitty
Gee Hickles
Ride in Pride
Deals in Wheels
Who’s Your Caddy
Belts n’ Bumpers
Van Goes
“The Wheel Deal”
“Vintage Pre-Owned Automobiles”
“CARS R US”
“Eco-Autos” (recycled)
Car-O-Sell
(Think carousel).