Wives With Knives

Brownies with Brownies

Oh Lord, this is like a bad case of gas. They’re going to be popping out of me for hours to come.

Dicks with Sticks

Are those pointed sticks?
They don’t stand a chance against Brutes With Fruits.

Don’t stand a chance against The Cat in the Hat with a gat.

Fruits With Boots?

Mamas with Llamas

Babies with Shillelaghs

Bastards with Bushmasters

Papas with Patas

Dukes with kukri

Chicks with picks

Hot Chicks with hakapiks

People Afflicted with Carbuncles with Brassknuckles.