Booger!
I am the air!
You bellowed, M’am?
This happens from time to time. In fact, one of my favorite shows growing up was The Hilarious House of Frightenstein, which is still trying to resolve issues with it’s opening theme, and the theme and music used in it’s Wolfman segments.
And of course there’s a …<ahem>… *Dawson’s Creek!? *that was released on DVD without it’s own notorious theme song.
Oh, wow, no Paula Cole? No “I Don’t Wanna Wait”? What a tragedy for I.
As god is my witness, I had no idea there were lyrics.
Chi Chi Rodriguez
“Johnny. Become a golf pro.”
This has now been my earworm for the past two days. 
At least it’s a *good *earworm. Try going two days with “One Eight Seven Seven Kars For Kids” running through your head.
“We are under attack by the godless… tornadoes”
“I don’t know nothin’ about fixin’ no phones!”
“It’s the phone cops!”
Wiseguy was another series held up by musical rights.
Officer: “You have obviously built up a super-human tolerance to alcohol.”
Johnny: Yes, it’s true. It was once sort of a hobby.
Johnny: *(plays a record at *the wrong speed, then restarts it) “And now, the long version.”
Venus: “Yo man, how come you didn’t tell me I was black?”
Unfortunately, I know what you’re referring to. You have made a powerful enemy this day.
“When people are out to get you, *paranoid *is just good thinking!”
Hey, that’s better than the freaking “Everyone loves Marineland” jingle that my 3 kids sing incessantly, followed by repeated requests to go there …today!
FTR I know personally that everyone does NOT love Marineland!
The Parris Island Boot Camp Adventure Ride alone has proven to be very frightening to the under-10 set. 
“Ladies, I’ll join you shortly. Into one BIG lady!”