…after she ran into its enclosure chasing her deaf dog.
Sometimes stories just write themselves.
Okay, I read the article and I gotta ask: where did you get the idea that the dog was deaf?
Can’t. stop. laughing . . . 
Reported. Neither mundane nor pointless.
I thought for sure that was going to be satire when I read the dateline in the story. But the first line is “A Florida woman…” so it checks out.
Its normal routine is to teabag intruders?
I’d walk a mile for a camel.
(Insert obligatory camel toe joke here)
And people still doubt we are the greatest country in the world?
Where else can you get a bite of camel testicles (still attached to live camel) at a truck stop?
Florida.
Would she have bitten a tiger’s balls if she stopped at the Camel Truck Stop? 
I wonder how long the OP debated on keeping those last two words in the thread title. I would have dropped them, but then I am a lousy person so you wouldn’t expect better from me.
Funny, I misread the name of the town as Gross Teste, and of course my mind parsed as gross testes, which seems fitting.
Are ‘Desert Oysters’ a thing?
So, are they called “bayou oysters” in Louisiana?
The good news is, now she can go weeks without having to bite any other testicles.
I think this is the key thing - - "My only question to her husband was: ‘Why did you throw the doggy treat under the fence?’ Hamilton [Iberville Parish Deputy] explained. “And he just said, ‘I wasn’t thinking.’”