Woman fights off bear with zucchini. What he was doing with my zucchini I’ll never know.
Nice story. 
So all one needs is courage and courgettes.
Courage, courgettes or a cat
Oh, VERY good cat! It begins to sounds as though life isn’t easy being a bear. 
Umm… this lady was bitten by a wild animal and did not get medical attention? I sure hope that bear didn’t have rabies.
Here’s the local paper’s story. The woman was clawed by the bear, and did get treated for it - but the extent of the injury appears to have been some scratches. And ruined jeans. I don’t recall anything specifically mentioning testing or treatment for rabies, but I suspect that’s one reason they’re trying to catch the bear.
Sounds like she had a marrow escape from being squashed to death in a bear-hug.
Squashed to the marrow, even.
This establishes once and for all that, no matter how much ones hates vegetables, at least zucchini is bearable.
I’ve wondered what zucchini was good for. Now I know.
That baby cackling in that had me in stitches!
Sure, it’s easy to criticize in hindsight,
but DAMMIT Timothy Treadwell! Where the hell was your zucchini?!?
Have they found the zucchini?
What was the bear doing with a zucchini?
