Woman gets 10 years for running over McDonald's manager

http://www.chron.com/cs/CDA/ssistory.mpl/topstory/2268726

See…that’s why I eat at Burger King, where you can get it “your way.”

Not to excuse this woman’s behaviour, but would it have been that hard to put mayo on her damn burger?

I’m pretty sure you can get what you want at McDonalds. I know we made special orders when I worked there. I’m not sure what the deal was this case. Just another crazy thing down here in Texas. Gotta love it!

She did get mayo, on the second attempt. Then she demanded a new order of fries because they were cold now. Then she wanted a new soda because whatever, blah, blah blah…when she finally worked her way up to new wardrobe, the state responded with orange jumpsuit.

I work at a news station, and within about five minutes of running this story, the little national news crawl at the bottom of the screen talked of a story where a woman at a gas station got pissed because they refused to give her some discount on wine, and in anger, rammed her car into a gas pump. All I could think was “What’s wrong with these women getting pissed and running their cars into things?”

This is why women have such a reputation as bad drivers.

She deserved a brake today.

Damn you, Andy–you beat me to it!

I wonder if she had gotten the chair, would they let her havesea bass.