Woman gets a bloody fortune for "emotional distress" after her cat is mauled by a dog

::throws crayons in retaliation::

:: raises hand, waves frantically ::

Miss Marple! Miss Marple! Pinkie hit me with a crayon!

:: works up some tears ::

Tattle-Tale! Tattle-Tale!

::lowers head when told she has to stay in during recess::

Now where’d I put that vest I was sequining?

Maybe it’s just me, but it’s not fur babies that I have a problem with, it’s fur baby juxtaposed with flesh baby. A flesh baby seems to be offspring made of one’s flesh, right? So the implication is a fur baby would be a baby made from one’s fur. People aren’t particularly furry… No one likes the idea of pets made out of pubic hair.