shoulders aside carnivorouplant
The neat thing about carnivorous plants is they can be cannibalistic and vegetarian.
Shame, Sir or Madame!
And you from Texas!
:dubious:
I have eaten Lloyd’s pulled pork. Sometimes things like that have a chemical or preservative “cold cut” taste to them. Meat that has been microwaved has a terrible taste for me. Perhaps it is the same taste defect that causes me to like cilanro.
Woman is damn luck it was just a flying brisket. An angry brisket will fuck you up. An we won’t even think about what happens when an attack brisket comes after you.
Briskets. The honey badgers of the culinary world.
Can’t find a cite, but years ago in Texas someone entered a chili cook off and wandered around getting a sample of everyone’s chili, mixed it up and passed it off as his entry as a joke. He won, and laughed as he told everyone what he’d done. Didn’t go over very well… I think the judges wanted him exiled.
Not a native Texan/southerner (MD, originally). Now, if you could BBQ a halibut steak, you’d be my bestest friend.
To be sure, the pulled pork is sometimes not up to snuff. Loved the ribs 20+ years ago, but it wouldn’t surprise me if the quality has slipped in the interim.
WAIT A MINUTE!!..Since when do plants have taste buds? 
Since when do Maryland mutts know how barbecue is supposed to taste? :dubious:
My popcorn tastes pretty good.
Spiderman, run on down to Marathon and tell them about Thermopylae.
Hurry, it’s important!
Just lemme grab some fresh batteries for my headlamp*.
- My last foot race, less than two months ago, in weather hot & humid enough to be under course restrictions, was 50+ miles; a marathon should be a piece of cake.
Makes sense that it’s an estimated temperature; if it had a thermometer in it, she’d probably have been hurt a lot worse. Good news being that the EMTs wouldn’t have had to take her temperature!
Is she done?
Did anyone stick a fork in her?
My last foot race, less than two months ago, in weather hot & humid enough to be under course restrictions, was 50+ miles; a marathon should be a piece of cake.
Dude, go for it! The Greek dude fell over dead at the finish line, but you can beat that!
Run like hell, my friend!
:rolleyes:
“Owings was charged with 2nd degree wanton endangerment.”
Well, if that don’t beat all. Poor woman gets taken down by hot meat and they assume she’s a wanton.
Perhaps the gentleman at the next stall was making soup?
It’s a good thing it wasn’t frozen.
This thread inspired me to go buy a full brisket to smoke on Sunday.
[Tommy Chong’s katra] Heyyyy, maaaan, where’d ya get rollin’ papers that size? Oh, don’t Bogart that brisket, maaaan! [Tommy Chong’s katra]
You’re thinking of a pot roast.
Yes, but the coroner sticks the thermometer in the liver. THE LIVER! :eek: :eek: :eek: