Woman injured by flying brisket

Was he in Boston? Great Molasses Flood

“Mike…? I think that’s a typo…? You’re supposed to tenderize that brisket with a Mallet. A Ma-llet, Mike. Yeah, I know… I Know there’s no “u” in mallet… you’re just going to have to trust me on this one.”
pause

“Mike? Mike…? Now you put that down now, Mike…”

Won’t be hard to find mine, must be the size of a Buick by now.

:rolleyes:

“You could indict a ham sandwich!” (Also Lennie)

Worse: the coroners buy their thermometers at Crate & Barrel.

“It’s just a little airborne! It’s still good, it’s still good!”

Occasionally I post a thread that actually benefits humanity.

What you talkin bout, Willis? All this (alleged) humor is non-fattening.