Is this a trick question? Just NO.
He’s probably the greatest centerfielder of all time.
…Did the Colorforms hair, beard, and brows help?
Good lord, man no.
My daughter (she’s 10) says that he’s the definition of “oxymoron” (“mom- the guy that sells the oxyclean stuff”).
I’ll vary the monotony a bit and say ICK instead of ew…
Grown men who use little boy names (Billy, Jimmy, Bobby etc) are not grown men (neither are Cindees, Katies, or Mindys for me). I don’t like the way he sculpts his facial hair–it looks glued on and artificial. He looks and acts like he’s on something. He couldn’t sell me my own children.
Ick.
Al Borland is at least cuddly. Billy Mays makes me want to pull his genitals right off his body and shove them down his throat.
Robin
I **love **this line.
As for Mr. Mays, not a chance. I would, however, buy Mr. ShamWow a drink. He looks fun.
Billy Mays scares me.
Beards that look like a black carpet climbing up the guy’s face just squick me the hell out. Another example is that Ellis guy from Die Hard. Ick no.
(Mr. S has a very nice beard, nothing like carpet-face.)
I wouldn’t fuck him with your vajayjay.
Holy crap is the shamwow guy’s name really Vince?
He SO looks like a vince
Quote of the day. 
Vince Offer is the name of the ShamWow Guy
Link to Wikipedia Article
I know in the gay community he has a following among guys who like the “bear” types. I am kind of suprised so many of the women hate him.
I thought more than one of you would’ve gone for a bear type. I guess it’s only gay guys
LOL 
My mother in law thinks he is attractive. She likes guys with beards.
Nothing about the guy is his. Thousands of dollars worth of marketing knowledge have gone into the selection of the guy hmself, the styling of his hair and facial hair, and the pitch/voice in which he does the commercials.
That is, unless he’s engaged to Mr Oxyclean’s, (CEO of Oxyclean) daughter and the company wants to see the young couple off to a happy start.
So all the ladies here saying Ick is an interesting phenomenon. What demographic are the commercials directed at?
I like bear types, especially bare bear types. My first love was so hairy a guy once wrote welcome on his back with Nair and my husband may be hairer still. To me, however, Billy Mays is completely unattractive. When I think of him, his voice and his constant yelling come across so loudly I have a hard time even picturing him, and a guy’s got to have more than looks alone to be attractive to me. If Pierce Brosnan or Antonio Banderas yelled the way Billy Mays did, to me they’d go from really, really good-looking men to loud guys I don’t want anything to do with.
Put me down as a “No way!”
Hee hee.
I once tried to write on my ass (a la Bart Simpson, you pervs) so I appreciate how difficult it was to DEPILORATE A WORD into his own back.
Well, he’s no Vince from Sham Wow…
Joe