Someone on the boards once referred to him as the “oxy-moron.”
I wouldn’t screw him for 10 million and a lifetime supply of his products. Especially if I acted now and you doubled the offer…:eek:
Hell, no. I hate that guy. Way too loud, too excited, too everything. I want to duct tape his mouth every time I see him.
I agree with Annie-Xmas. Yuck.
There is absolutely no way I’d let that guy within a 10-block radius of me, unless it was to shoot him with a bazooka.
(psst- see post #24)
Especially when he sucks up that drink with one of his shammies!
The article mentions Vince Offer is an ex-Scientologist. Points for him. I’ll admit that I find Mr “you’re gonna love my nuts!” slightly cute.
No, no, no to Billy Mays. His voice is too shrill…
I think he’s kind of good-looking, now that I’ve seen some still photos.
But I haven’t been laid in a while. (That’s not a sharing violation, is it?)
He looks like Al from Home Improvement. So no.
ewwwwww! Same for ShamWow Vince—ewwwww!
No. Heck no. Ew.
I think Al Borland is kinda cute, in a cuddly way. My husband has a beard (only more Vikingy), it’s not the idea of a beard or anything.
The very black hair, the hyper smarminess, just no.
Well, presumably the marketers weren’t going for a “I’d hit that” reaction. Maybe they were going for a sort of sexless, hyper enthusiasm thing. More like your teenage brother than a guy you’d want to date. Male, but safe?
I have an aquaintance who knows both Billy and Vince from the huckster circiut, pre-infomercial days. Appearently, Billy’s voice is not just for comercials, he is like that all the time.
He also told me alot about the tricks of the trade from his selling days, it takes a looooong time and a lot of practice to make some of this crap look easy to use (or able to use at all)
No. His beard is creepy, and I like most beards.
And the yelling makes me stabby, so that would be a problem too.
I guess I am the odd girl out here. I think he is pretty nice looking. I am not attracted to him though. I don’t even mind the black beard. And I find him 10x easier on the eyes that that skinny, dorky, walleyed, Sham-wow guy.
Maybe the fact that we Tivo almost everything and skip commercials has something to do with my not being repulsed by him, however.
Not like that, ya perv. 
Robin