women/girls from fairfield county connecticut suck

So, is there, like, a rich drunks sluts association up there in Fairfield? How much are yearly dues? Do they publish a newsletter?

Point A: tacosux appears to be quite the moron.

Point B: Oddly enough, there is actually a kernel of truth (in a general way) to his almost incoherent rant. I grew up in Connecticut, and my family still lives there. There is a culture in Fairfield county’s “gold coast” that leans heavily to spoiled trust fund babies, and many of these types, especially the teenage female kind, can be not so very nice to people who are not one of them.

Point C: This does not change the fact that tacosux appears to be quite the moron.

Can I get a rich, mean, drunk, slutty, robot, opera suit wearing monkey butler?

But is he Senor-class stupid?

http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=154704

It is a race to the bottom-- which mouth breather will win?

:rolleyes:

My best friend’s little sister lives in CT.

I hope the “keep your hands off her so I don’t have to kill anyone” boilerplate goes without saying.

Two words, tacosux.

You wish.

:stuck_out_tongue:

Something tells me that if these females really were sluts, he wouldn’t be complaining nearly so much. Either that, or tacosux is a girl and not getting enough attention from the menfolk, what with all the sluts running around.

Good point, Beadalin.
tacosux:

And the problem is…? :slight_smile:

Giggling until tears come to my eyes…

Darn it all, I knew I should have been more ladylike in that statement, I really really knew that that statement wasn’t going to be left alone.

lol