i dont travel much,and ct is where i live and i have come to realize that chicks from this area mostly suck. they are rich drunk sluts and dont know their ass from a hole in the ground.the women from around fairfield are the meanest people,they really dont care about anything but themselves,and having most a the area really rich doesnt help either.
sorry had to vent
Whoo boy…
My name is Torgo, I drive a Yugo.
I am watching a movie with Blair Brown and Bob Hoskins in it. I don’t think the movie is set in Connecticut, though.
Does this help you any?
I was looking in Autotrader the other day and someone wants almost $2000 for one. Yugo for sale
As someone who lived in Connecticut for some time, I can confirm that the OP is in fact correct. Every single female in the state is a rich mean drunk slut. It’s incredibly bizarre. It’s almost like living in some weird alternate universe where capital letters and correct syntax and punctuation don’t exist.
Wow!!! you know “”“every single”"" girl/woman in Fairfax County???
And they “’'All”" suck!!!
This is a good story, but you need to involve Buffy and Angel more.
My sister lives there you arse…
We’ll ok not really,just trying to make this a little interesting…
So - does anyone else think that perhaps tacosux didn’t lurk quite as long as he should have before posting?
Hey, I lived through the 80s, I knew actual people who bought Yugos. All those Yugo jokes were true.
How do you get a Yugo to go 60 mph?
Push it over a cliff.
How do you upgrade a Yugo?
Put in an engine.
Why do Yugos have heated rear windows?
To keep your hands warm when you’re pushing them.
What’s the difference between a Yugo and the principal’s office?
It’s less embarrassing if your friends see you leaving the principal’s office.
What do you call a Yugo at the top of a hill?
A miracle.
What do you call two Yugos at the top of a hill?
A mirage.
Shit, and I’m trying to court a young woman from Coventry. 
:smack:
Where’s fairfield county again? Is that around the actual city of fairfield? One can never be too sure.
I called my parents today and chatted a bit, all is well as can be expected. Mom mentioned that it was one of my neices birthday. She’s a girl and I remember her husband mentioning something about oral sex a while back. They live in Indiana though. But I’m thinking he’d go to Conn. for a good nobber from a drunk slut. He sells insurance. Do you think he could sell a few policies to them while he was there?
Hola!
Q:How do make a Fairfield woman scream?
A:Fuck her in the ass and clean your dick on the drapes.
SENOR
Well NOW I’m offended…
Hark! I hear the rumble of feet pounding the earth . . . many, many feet . . . Egads! Take cover, everyone - it’s a stampede! Thousands and thousands of men heading in the general direction of Connecticut! 
In other news, Fairfax County, CT has just been named as the new capital of the nation’s porn industry . . .
I think senor has the same problem - at least, both of them have some kind of problem.
Not to worry, CzechMaster. Coventry is in the eastern part of the state, so your girlfrield is excluded from tacosux’s rant…and attentions.
The southwestern part of the state.
Actually, the inland areas (immediately south and east of Danbury) are no more than middle-class, and I believe that Bridgeport vies with Hartford for the dubious distinction of being the poorest city in the state.
If tacosux is talking about anything, then he’s talking about the “Gold Coast”. Give nthe time of his post, and the lack of anything remotely resembling spelling and grammar in it, I’d suggest that “mean drunk slut” is tacosux’s description of himself.
tacosux, I suggest that you use some of the time you save by not dating rich drunk sluts to check out the website of the Apostrophe Protection Society:
http://www.apostrophe.fsnet.co.uk/
Also, you’ve explained why the local women suck, but I’m really curious as to why tacosux.
Well isn’t that ironic? Isn’t Hartford, CT supposed to be like the insurance capital of the U.S. or something?