Someone at work made a joke about this at work today and I started thinking. It’s a cliche in jokes and movies and cartoons, but I’ve never known anyone who’s actually see it happen in real life. Has anyone here ever actually been to or have first hand knowledge of a party where they had a naked (or near naked) woman jump out of a giant cake for the guest of honor?
I’ve been to more than my share of parties where the circumstances were such that a girl jumping out of a cake might have happened, but I’ve never seen it. The closest I’ve seen is a stripper come in un-announced and do her thing, as a joke.
Did Dita Von Teese do this on Craig Kilborn, or did she just dance around the giant martini glass?
Does a fake cake count?
My husband made a paper and wire “cake” for his friend’s bucks night. And got a girl to jump out of it. She wasn’t naked but … fairly scantily clad.
It was the guy’s fiance by the way 
I remember this happening!
It was a gorgeous girl called Elenia…
…err that might have been a van Damme film, now I come to think of it :o
I read at these boards that Jessica Simpson jumped out of a cake for someones birthday. No cite, sorry.
I have seen it (circa 1983). The cake is fake. I think all cakes in this scenario are fake. How else could someone jump out of it?
Oh, so you’re not supposed to bake her in the cake?
Uh, be right back!
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Erika Eleniak, Under Siege, with Steven Seagal, maybe?
Was that her name? I remember it from “Under Siege.” That was a very impressionable scene to my puberty aged eyes.
And on preview, I see that somebody has already pointed this out. Man, you have to be FAST around here!
And that is from “Addams Family Values”.
It was back in the 80s. I was dating a guy named Sid and was friends with all of Sid’s buddies. Sid’s best friend Donnie was getting married and when the boys asked Donnie what he’d like at his bachelor party, Donnie said “I’d like to see Of Cabbages and Kings pop out of a cake.” The guys approached me with this request and I agreed based on four conditions: that a real stripper would also be hired for the party. - that the real stripper would pop out of the cake after me – that I could have two bodyguards to protect me in case the party got out of hand – and that I would be able to wear my regular clothes. My terms were agreed on. My bodyguards picked me up for the party that night and snuck me into the kitchen. The real stripper looked askance at me because I was wearing jeans and a t-shirt (she was in a g string and pasties). The cake itself was cardboard and on wheels. A door opened on the side and you could crawl inside, where there was a little shelf to sit on. I felt mild claustrophobia and it was HOT in there.
The guys wheeled me out and I popped a second latch at the very top of the cake and stood up and jiggled a bit. Ta da! Then they wheeled the cake back into the kitchen so that Mimi the stripper could make her entrance (which I got to watch, now flanked by my bodyguards). A fun time was had by all (especially Donnie).
Once, at a party, I saw a cake jump out of a woman! Believe me, it’s better the other way around. Boy, was she sozzled.
Cellular peptide cake.
With mint frosting!
Clearly a Freudian slip!
Quite so - well done that man!
Yes, she did for her husbands birthday, and it was shown on their reality show. They rented a club and invited all their friends. She was in full stripper gear and gave him a lapdance. (Don’t even get me started on the bizarre mindset that led her to act the pure chaste virgin before marriage and act the slutty lapdancing tart afterwards. WTF?)
What continues to be exceptionally gross and bizarre about it, though, is that her dad was standing just a few feet away watching the entire thing.
Not too surprising given that he’s capable of saying things like this about his daughter:
“Jessica never tries to be sexy. … She just is sexy. If you put her in a T-shirt or you put her in a bustier, she’s sexy in both. She’s got double D’s! You can’t cover those suckers up!”