Women who won't fellate...

Women who won’t suck cock, I must ask: why not? On what grounds do you refuse to throat the schlong? Is it icky to you? “Oh, it’s hairy down there!” Is it that you have half the money and all the pussy so you feel you are under no compulsion to do so? You’ve already “earned your free pass from performing such duties”?

Alternatively, do you also dislike oral sex performed on yourself? If so, is it for the same reasons?

Inquiring minds want to know.

[Breaks out the Huge Tub of Popcorn, sits back and waits for the fireworks to start…]

I’m not a woman but I’ve been around the dicks of both straight and gay men, and in general, the gay cocks are more, for lack of a better word, inviting. Well-groomed, less odiferous, and just overall more clean. (Not that straight dicks are ‘dirty’, just that if they were kitchen tables, one’s been wiped with a damp rag and the other got lemon pledge.)

There’s a rumor that when Marilyn Monroe signed her first big movie contract, she tossed away the pen and said, “That’s the last cock I’ll have to suck.”

Why does a JAP bride smile? Because she knows she’s sucked her last cock.

And, of course, “Good luck, Mr. Gorsky.”

I think that (perhaps moreso in past eras than now) getting blown was something a dominant male got from a submissive female, and when his dominance was no longer a factor, she wasn’t submissive any more. So the whole thing was a negative for most women, and they didn’t do it one more minute than they had to. Some of that may linger.

You living in the 1980s?

Although there is a legit question in the OP, I think they may have blown it with their delivery.

This might be the first thread ever where rapidly degenerating into a series of terrible puns might be doing everyone a favor.

Yeah, this thread sucks.

In the words of the great Chris Rock: “when i meet i woman who won’t give head i look at her like a damn betamax, damn they still make you??”

I don’t think so.

If you want to write a non-offensive version of the OP and try again in IMHO, you can – but I’m not going to piss off the mods in that forum by moving this trainwreck there.

twickster, MPSIMS moderator