when what we REALLY want to know is why are girls so creepy and oogie and stuff?
No, I don’t mean I want you to try to explain like what stuff in society like “patriarchy” :rolleyes: makes them act like that, cuz I don’t buy none of that, they’re like that CUZ THEY’RE GIRLS and you can’t tell me no different. They’re ALWAYS being…well, you know how they are…
What I mean is, why IS it that the way they are is just LIKE THAT?
Why is it gay guys seem to like women so much more than straight guys do? I mean, yeah, het boys get all hound doggy when it comes to sex, but as far as treating women like buddies, listening to them, taking them seriously as people, gay men are way ahead of their straight brothers.
My friend Ann said on Sunday that she’d been keeping track and her boyfriend has forgotten to say “I miss you” three times when she’s gone away for the weekend. She wonders if he realizes he’s “falling behind”
That’s why you’re my boyfriend, gobear. I love you so much. Are you sure you can’t be straight? Even a little bit? We could get married and have babies and you could come home every night from work and say “Honey, I’m home!” and I will have dinner ready and the kids will have done their homework and then they will go off to their bedrooms and I will do the dishes and you will watch TV and then do some ‘paperwork’ from the office and then go to the local bar and drink and cruise have sex with men.
Um. No.
I’m not icky. Just ask GingerBeef. I might be oogy, though, 'cause jarbabyj is rarely wrong about such things.
There’s nothing better than taking a single example of a gender/race/religion/etc. and then appplying that to the whole group.
Like when Gobear says that gay men like women more than straight men. Gobear may be way ahead of some of our straight brothers but he’s got nothing on me when it comes to liking women.
As I straight man I can say that I LIKE WOMEN and am totally devoted and madly in love with ONE woman. Most of my friends are women. My sister is a woman as is my mom. I love them with all my heart.
living all these years I have figured out that there is a difference between us women and men. surprise! Women seem to be move “bitchy” (we have found a way to get our way without physical supremecy). i know when i was little my Mom took me asside and told me that in should never beat up boys but I should whine and complain and manipulate everyone around me to get my way. Do u see what I am saying? women arent phisycally strong enough to be honest and moral. All my guy friends are straight forward and never tell lies but the women i know always cheat and talk about they’re boyfriends penisses.
You will probably jump all over my post because it isn’t grammaticly correct or whatever, I dont care. I have abortions all the time and Im to tired to worry about you stupid uptight Dopers. Probably all the other women out there got cooties at the abortion clinic to. It is physically impossible for me to organize or review my work, I just sling it out there.
That’s cool, Feynn, but I wasn’t extrapolating from just one person, but what I have seen of male-female interaction over the past 20 years. While there may be individual instances of straight guys being buddies with women and gay guys who wrinkle their noses and call women “fish,” I still hold that, overall, gay men interact better with women as people than straight guys do.
Remember “Lyle the Effeminate Heterosexual” from SNL?
His wife: “But honey, aren’t you gay?”
The kicker at the time was that I knew a very “flaming” Lyle who was, according to rumor, married with children.
Then again, Mr. S likes women as friends and has quite a rapport with them. Hmmmm . . . honey? Are you sure you’re not gay? (He was born on a Sunday, after all.)
You fellas who’re making these threads-- ahem grenadier1974, pantom., Pathros_1983, and justinh–better run and hide good now, y’hear? Go seek out a conjure man or something and get you a good mojo, or maybe you can just wing it because you know that men are just naturally more honest, moral, and just BETTER than women, because in addition to being bitchy, icky, insatiable, and deserving of all of the subjugation and in some cases human rights atrocities patriarchal societies have thrown our way for centuries, some of us women are just outright witches, and we’re looking to cast hexes on y’all, make you our perpetual sex slaves, or maybe we’ll just eat you for dinner.
Mwahhahahaha!
Oh, and jarbabyj, don’t you worry you’re pretty little head about us ladies. You’re an honorary fella so run and get yourself a mojo along with the other fellas who are scared of us ladies. The scorecard thing is just something that’s programmed into female genes. We do it because it’s part of some elaborate evolutionary scheme. :rolleyes:
Um…I’m not sure what this means. But I thought the OP was a lighthearted jab, so I offered one myself. I AM also a girl, and I don’t keep a score card, so I thought I’d make fun of it.
jarbabyj, no harm, no foul. [psst: I think you’re cool. So calm down.] In the spirit of the OP, I was being sarcastic too. It’s so much fun poking fun at idiots and idiotic, dare I say, misogynistic rhetoric, sad as they are! Sorry if it looks like I misread what you were saying. [giggle] I can only blame it on the fact that I’m in a particularly WITCHY mood today, but then every day’s a good day to be a witch.
I like wimminz because they’re sassy and fabulous, and because we can bitch about sex. See, if two gay men want bitch about sex, they have to be oldest and dearest friends, or boyfriends with a VERY healthy open relationship. Otherwise the sexual tension is much too weird. But girls - there’s no sexual tension, so gay guys and girls can bitch about sex. Also, gay guys can flirt outrageously with women and it’s actually FUN for the woman, because she doesn’t get creeped out and she can enjoy the flirtation; at least that’s what I’ve been told. Oh, and once in a great while you get the “Object Of My Affection” thing going on, but the possibility doesn’t ruin the whole thing because it’s such a surprise.
