Wonderful Lady, crappy kids. What do you do?

The BBQ Pit
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For many weeks now I have wondered who on this board was the most intelligent. Who had the most to offer, the deepest thoughts, the greatest clarity, the strongest beliefs, the wittiest one-liners. My search has encompassed points high and low. Could it be Satan, the prolific poster who usually has something interesting to add? Perhaps it is Ukelele Ike, quick with a quip or a good thought. Maybe even little old me…naaah.

But now, my search is complete. This whole time, I have been looking at what the words said. But now I know, it isn’t important what the words say. The only thing that truly matters is how large you make them with your html coding. Today, Ladylust, you officially win the title of best board member, because you have boldly proven that you don’t have to say anything intelligent or interesting in a post to win a debate. The only thing that matters is how large you make your jumble of letters and numbers.

Way to go Ladylust. Today you are a star.

Well, shut my mouth. It’s also illegal to put squirrels down your pants for the purposes of gambling.

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Geez, you talk about us toothless semi-literate, lottery-ticket-buying, unemployed knuckle-draggers like it’s a bad thing.

We’re people, too: Tickle us, do we not laugh. Prick us, do we not bleed. . . .

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Mark, you (and all your multiple personalities) are beyond fucking pathetic.

Grow the fuck up, you moron.

>^,^<
KITTEN
Fluff yer hair Beula, I’s feelin frisky - M.S.

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Pardon me, but I JUST have to say you’re a damn idiot. Drop the fucking code displays already. You’re not dazzling anyone, sunshine.

Congratulations. The rest of us don’t.

Much like he does with fat people, neh?

And since you’ve been on the boards for all of 11 days, you’ve got this situation down pat, huh?

This speaks volumes. You don’t have big hair, by any chance?

Jail time might not be such a bad idea either. Hand is to spanking as 2x4 is to assault and battery, fuckface.

Particular reason #1: He’s an asshole.
Particalar reason #2: We believe him to also be MarkSerlin and a few other people, who are also assholes (in fact, I submit that AOL should be renamed Assholes On-Line).
Particular reason #3: He’s an asshole. (Sorry, I like that one.)

You wanna know why everyone thinks he’s an asshole? It’s called research-look the fuck into it.

Well, you were one step ahead of us there, since you came into the discussion with your butt packed up around your shoulders.

FUCK OFF, please.

SO DO WE! Thanks for the new material.

Yeah, well, that’s the shortcoming of a free speech doctrine. You lucked out.

Nothing like a bad decision
Says who you are.
-Gin Blossoms, “Perfectly Still”

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Isn’t it obvious - LadyLust is the name of Mark’s left hand (Anita is the name of his right).

The dickwad should be running out of AOL screen names soon, or at least we can hope.

>^,^<
KITTEN
Fluff yer hair Beula, I’s feelin frisky - M.S.

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So at this point, let me see if I have the tally correct (or somewhere close to it)

Mark now uses the male identities and one female identity. This alone presents some pretty troubling imagery.

My question is - What do you think his next persona will be? I would tend to lean towards a female with big hair who thinks Mark’s posts are just dreamy and that anyone who disagrees is a humorless toad. Either that, or he will post as a Cambridge professor who has strong scientific evidence that he can’t actually produce that says losing wait and fluffing up hair is a significant factor in catching a perfect breeding partner much like Mark.

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PROGRAMS! Get yer programs here! Can’t tell your trolls apart without a program!

“There is no worse lie than a truth misunderstood by those who hear it.” - William James

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I think it’s time that we send nitwit, ladylust, and mark to Coventry.

If we stop responding, he/she/they, will go away and terrorize some other board.

I hope.

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Just as a point of scientific interest (abnormal psych?), perhaps Nit and Ladylust could explain exactly in what way I invited the insulting blast Nit treated me to?

He posted a question; I responded with an on-topic and courteous answer. The response was a gratutitous attack, characterizing me as a humorless fat chick.

The characterizations don’t bother me at all, because they’re both stupid and lacking in force.

This is The Pit, but flaming should be done for cause, with intent and wit. These comments are not intended as Troll Chow. They are intended as a detached observation on how sub-standard posters earn having all their subsequent posts scrolled past, unread.

Nit and Ladylust are now on my ignore-as-pointless list.

Veb

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Hey! What gives here!?
I put in a non-vulgar post yesterday, saw it pop up here on the board and today it is gone!

The only thing I said was that I doubted if Ladylust had anything to do with Nitwatch and Markserling because she sounded different from those two. I said that I had started following Nitwatch around the board because wherever he goes, a squabble is bound to show up, the same with Markserlin, but it seems like he has dropped off because I aint found no new posts from him lately.

Now, why would that post show up yesterday but be gone today?

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I found my post. My bad! I placed it on the still active Are All guys … well, you know. I must be going senile or something.

Well, people, I’m now accused of being Markserling. That didn’t take long and I aint surprised. Anyone who defends him in any way is accused of being him. I’m on AOL also, though so are quite a few of you. I also worked for ABX, Airborne Express, and so did he, but in this area, who didn’t? In Orlando alone there were over 2000 employees – the turn over was great. So, if you are on AOL and if you worked for ABX, DON’T defend or comment on anything from Nitwatch or Markserlin or you’ll be on the shit list also. Watch out Ladylust – they’re after you also, though I don’t think you have anything to do with either one. However, you apparently sign on at times similar to them and you committed the sin of saying something nice about one of them. Bye-bye toots. Your ass is toast now. These people apparently have the FBI check you out, having nothing better to do.

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Nice try, cupcake, but you didn’t work directly for ABX. Instead, you and MarkSerlin worked for

which was run by

He was a hell of a guy, because

I think the company must have been doing very well, since Mike had enough trucks to do this:

and also do this:

Man, I kinda wish I worked for the guy.
You know, I’m trying very hard to do as Zette asks and not feed you, but I simply cannot let a boldfaced lie go unanswered.

Here’s a thought, fuckwaffle-get a dry erase board with a calendar on it. Write down which of your half-assed personalities you’re going to be on each day, that way you won’t forget which one you’re supposed to be posting under.

Nothing like a bad decision
Says who you are.
-Gin Blossoms, “Perfectly Still”

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I dont have a problem with this fool because he doesnt like fat people. I, myself am not fat. However, I do have a problem with the fact that this asshole is not a human being. Be you fat, skinny, green or purple, it makes no difference. Have you ever heard the word tolerance? And btw nit… I reproduce quite nicely thank you.

I opened the door, and look who I found. Damn I’m good

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And Flypsyde gets todays “Most Creative Verbal Assault Award” (MCVAA, TM) for the hilarious “Fuckwaffle”.

Thanks, Flyp… you’re priceless :wink:

Coldfire

“You know how complex women are”

  • Neil Peart, Rush (1993)
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Am I the only one getting images of Chris Elliott in his old TV show “Get a Life”?

Eh, maybe not. Chris E. was a lot more intelligent.

>^,^<
KITTEN
Fluff yer hair Beula, I’s feelin frisky - M.S.

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Anomaly - your post of 12/13 shows up on mine; you mean another? Apparently just about everyone else on this thread thinks Nit is Mark and who knows who else. That may be. I’m not on here enough to try to identify and track all the posters. But no one answered my question as to why that justifies ranting and calling him every name in the book. I do think that if he wants serious answers to his posts, Nit (aka whoever) needs to refrain from joining in the melee and stop responding with similar insults & profanities - it only makes matters worse. As for posting in the wrong forum, well yeah - shoulda been in MPSIMS, but so what? If it was that big a deal, the moderator would move it, as they do with others all the time. Just because it’s in the pit, that means it’s a free-for-all and we can proceed with bashing and name-calling? But then, maybe you and I need a clue - maybe Nit and the other flamers get a kick out of this kind of shit. But I sure don’t.

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If the size of your font determines how good your posts are, <FONT SIZE=144>Does this mean I win?</FONT>

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Just goes to show ya, women aren’t capable of raising kids alone. Especially boys. And KelliBelli may be right about the guy just wanting to bang the mom, but you’d have to be retarded to want to stay in that sort of relationship. Not because of the kids and they way they are, but because he and the mother don’t agree on how to raise kids. Sounds like they aren’t compatible except maybe when they are naked. KelliBelli still seems like a real bitch though with the “i’d gut anyone that touched my kids”. I take it by that she is either divorced with kids or maybe never married and has kids. One question Kel, do you mean to say if you loved a man enough to possibly marry him you would not let him help discipline your kids? But I bet you’ll let him do anything else he wants, like pay the fucking bills. Geez, women today need to wake up. No wonder there’s so many of them left alone with their bastard kids, they don’t deserve a decent man.
Pit

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I don’t understand you guys that bitch about trolls then continue to reply to their posts. Its obvious that you enjoy it or you wouldn’t reply and keep the thread alive. In my opinion that makes those of us that reply just as bad as the idiots that start the threads. ME INCLUDED! If you reply to a Mark/NITWIT/Ladylust thread you are no better than they are. Now go ahead and flame away…