sobirusa - a feeling of sorrow at having been fooled once again
megrims
megrimaces - facial contortions in the midst of blinding headaches.
killowatt
killerWAT - a really lethal radio galaxy. (I work on a subclass of radio galaxies known as Wide Angle Tailed radio galaxies, or WATs)
catatonic
catatronic - the state of an electrical device characterized by burnt odors and sounds of wheezing motors
rhinestone
rhinostoned - slang used by scientists when they successfully tranquilise a large animal.
handkerchief
henkerchief - what old northern chickens tie on their heads in the summer to prevent sunstroke.
process
procheese - the campaign against the elimination of cheese from our daily diet.
dehumidifier
processary - pertaining to the celebration of poo when house training infants/animals.
got pipped, forgot to add another word, and now am unable to edit. please ignore me and continue your game. sorry
dehamidifier - fancy name for the hook to remove bad vaudeville acts
winkle
** wienkle ** - seafood sausage
** harbinger **
harbinteger - that which foreshadows a whole number
disaffection
** Disaffixion **
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- State of an attorney when unhappy with the way you signed all those papers.
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- State of the postman just before going postal, when seeing how you screwed up all those stamps on this envelop.
** hatching **
Hat’Ching like the I-Ching but uses hats instead of little sticks.
portable
** Portennistable ** - Carryall pingpong device
** winsome **
losesome - what you say after a not fantastic night out.
flag
** floeg ** - useful flags put on icebergs to prevent accidents ; * “the Titanic pilot suddently realized that instead of lurking at the first class ladies he should have looked at the floeg in front of him. It was too late. Disaster struck.” J. Aaron Memories, surviving the Titanic *
** Bacon **
(mmm… baaacoooon)
Shakespeare - the person whose plays Bacon actually wrote.
No, no! 
Heck, I don’t even buy that. 
Ahem. Let’s try again:
buycon - a deceptive come-on by an unscrupulous merchant.
ribbon
** pony-bockribbon ** - special very long butcher cut of boneless chuck.
** Teuton **
Teutoncommon - an average German, often mistaken for Egyptian
haberdasher