I just threw up in my mouth a little.
_____ called and s/he/it wants its ____ back.
Imma let you finish. [Somehow this was tired the moment it started.]
“hiking the Appalachian Trail” - Mark Sanford stole this phrase from the backpackers; I’m stealing it back.
“death panels” - Let’s let this phrase die with dignity.
“You lie!” - This wasn’t remotely clever the first time, and repetition is not making it better.
“Keep Fucking that Chicken.” - yeah, I’m tired of this one already.
ready for pasture
Can somebody explain these? Not that I’m complaining, but I don’t remember ever hearing either of them.
irony! 
A perfect storm. Heard this one 3 times in one day on NPR. It is really really tired.
Has anyone ever been charmed by “How you doin’?”?
I keep hearing it as things like: “The 70s called and they want that disco shirt back.” Ha ha?
“And the rest is history” This one was so overused that back in 2003 Playboy Magazine had a big 50th anniversary retrospective issue and eight (count them 8) articles by famous authors they had published ended their recollections with that line.
…literally
…not so much
Thanks, Hal.
“Even as we speak”, to which some people in corporate and tech support circles seem to be addicted.
sammich
Am I the only one who thinks it’s ironic that Hal posted this link? Is he branching out?
“No you did-unt”
Also the stupid accompanying side-to-side finger wag, side to side head wag, or chicken peck chin jut.
I was talking with a friend yesterday. She started a sentence with “Like” and then asked her husband to stop her whenever she used that word. She continued with "I mean, you know … ". She might have wondered why I was smiling.
I’m still hearing way too much “at the end of the day” and “boots on the ground”.
And still with the “-gate” for scandals! Something (forgot what) was going on in Britain and they even used -gate!
This, +1, I agree, yada yada yada.
I’ve never understood the appeal of subsitituting “sammich” for “sandwich” and I don’t even know where it comes from. Just annoying all around.
Running out of intelligent discourse, so concluding with, “…um…yeah.”
LOLcat speak.
DIE DIE DIE
“fail” as in “epic fail” or “the contestants incorrect answer on the show was a fail”
“thank youuuu-ah”